During a long trip a man decided to rest for few hours and
they checked into a hotel and slept for few hours. While were leaving the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350. The man exploded, and said the bill was too high, asking to see the manager. The manager met them at the front desk and explained that the hotel has an olympic pool and a conference room and they were available for the couple's use.
"But we didn't use them!" the man complained.
The manager insisted that the room and pool were available for them, as well as tickets to several shows.
The man explained they didn't use any of those things, to which the manager replied,
"But you could have."
Finally, needing to get back on the road, the man wrote a check for $100.
The manager shouted "This is only for $100."
The man replied,
"That's right. I charged back you $250 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't sleep with her!" the manager said.
The man smiled and said,
"Yeah, but she was here and you could have."
2006-11-17 22:26:52 · 27 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Really good joke. Thanks 10
2006-11-22 08:26:34 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2006-11-17 22:39:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 for the story but a very low rating for allowing the wife to be valued so cheaply!.
2006-11-23 12:49:48 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
way to turn the tables on him. 7 out of 10
2006-11-17 23:31:16 · answer #4 · answered by Doc M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that grew to become right into a humorous sparkling comedian tale. i assume you prefer a Cane for Christmas huh???????? What????!!!!! candy Canes are scrumptious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On a scale of a million - 10 i might supply that a 7 a million/2. ok consistent with threat an 8. Have a great night!!!!!
2016-10-22 07:20:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quality 10/10
2006-11-17 22:51:57 · answer #6 · answered by oG33MANo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh this joke is ancient and has been going round in the east for well over 20 years!!! keep up....
2006-11-22 23:47:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 lmao
2006-11-17 22:31:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one funny 10/10
2006-11-24 00:23:34 · answer #9 · answered by xlottyxx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 10/10
2006-11-17 23:21:00 · answer #10 · answered by HUGGY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man decided to rest but THEY checked into a hotel? Who? Was him a squizo?
2006-11-17 22:31:02 · answer #11 · answered by papalloneta69 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋