Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

2006-11-17 22:53:05 · 3 answers · asked by rocker!!!is!!!back!!! 2 in Music

It was a Shih Tzu........

2006-11-17 22:52:52 · 11 answers · asked by derbyandrew 4 in Jokes & Riddles

HOW much it costs the BBC to stage the Children in need programmes I.E. the regional ones and the London main one. My main question is should they cut out the middle men and just donate that cost to the chairty?

2006-11-17 22:51:58 · 3 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Television

♥Be it little or small, who do you itch to tell first thing?

2006-11-17 22:51:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 22:50:34 · 19 answers · asked by tori 3 in Celebrities

Well just wanting to know!

2006-11-17 22:48:53 · 5 answers · asked by timid004 1 in Celebrities

do you like old songs or the new ones ??

do you like the song" BIDI "FROM OMKARA ???

2006-11-17 22:48:07 · 6 answers · asked by Dr Surabhi :) 3 in Polls & Surveys

Tom Hanks or William Hurt(when they're young)

2006-11-17 22:47:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

All the time my brother is scaring the hell into me around the house, and pulling pranks e.g. he waits till when i'm guna go to bed and when i go into the bathroom he hids under my bed and waits there just till i start snoring, then cause he's strong he pushes one side of my bed up and just screams!!
also once when i was asleep he got deep heat cream and squeezed it up my nose and apparantly i was crying in my sleep lol.
but please someone help i need to get himback!!!!!

2006-11-17 22:46:51 · 18 answers · asked by Dom B 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 22:46:41 · 9 answers · asked by ? 1 in Television

ok

I'm putting together a playlist to put on CD for my girlfriend for xmas

I'm looking for sort've uplifting/emotional (not emo!) songs that she might appreciate, from the rocky/indieish kinda genre

so far I have

The Man Who Sold The World - Nirvana
Set The Fire To The Third Bar - Snow Patrol ft. Martha Wainwright
The Drugs Don't Work - The Verve
Pins & Needles - Billy Talent
Iris - Goo Goo Dolls
Don't Look Back In Anger- Oasis

any other suggestions? anything will help
no Napalm Death please

2006-11-17 22:46:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A woman walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for a chocolate ice cream cone. The clerk behind the counter apologizes and and states that they are out of chocolate and would the madam like to choose a different flavor. The woman says "Oh! in that case, I'll have chocolate. The clerk again apologizes and thinking that the woman didn't hear him, states again that they are out of chocolate.

"Is there another flavor that I can get for you?", he asks.

The woman says, "Well I guess I'll have chocolate."

The clerk who is getting agitated says, "Look. WE ARE OUT OF CHOCOLATE!"

The woman asks for chocolate again! The clerk, who is extremely pissed, tells the woman: "Spell VAN as in vanilla."

The woman spells out "V-A-N."

"Now," says the clerk, "spell STRAW as in strawberry."

The woman spells out "S-T-R-A-W".

"Ok." says the clerk, "Now spell FcuK as in Chocolate."

The woman looks dumbfounded for a moment and proclaims, "Hey! Their's no 'FcuK' in 'chocolate'!"

And the Clerk replies, "

2006-11-17 22:42:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

in sports and media

2006-11-17 22:40:50 · 12 answers · asked by norbert a 1 in Celebrities

We get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet..

2006-11-17 22:38:57 · 26 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 22:38:57 · 11 answers · asked by fallenfire99 2 in Movies

Three guys died; when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them and said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big!"

The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you married?"

The first guy says, "24 years."

"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" Peter asked.

The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times, but you said I was forgiven."

Peter said, "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."

The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter and says, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year, so we really worked it out."

Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that; here's your Lincoln."

The third guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"

Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"

A little while later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk, so they went to see what was the matter.

When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said, "I just saw my wife; she was on a skateboard!"

2006-11-17 22:38:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

pls help really need it. i need one without using credit cards, paypal, etc.
thx

2006-11-17 22:37:45 · 5 answers · asked by Lonez 2 in Comics & Animation

I`m after one "ELO" song, but I`m very vague about the lyrics. The only way I can discribe how the song goes, is by the way it ends. It is one of their earlier songs. The song in question ends in a big climax, and here goes with how I think the ending lyrics go. " And we were really rocking on through the night, yes we were rocking all morning until the break of light, and the orchestra was belting out those really famous blues, but it is all, all, all, alright." then the music ends with a quick- DA, DA, DA. If anyone can help me, there a genius.

2006-11-17 22:37:43 · 3 answers · asked by john w 1 in Music

heya anyone know the piece music playing in the fist episode of season one of niptuck where christian is examining julia's breasts and anne comes in and interrupts them??? please help!! thank you!!

2006-11-17 22:37:05 · 1 answers · asked by strange_beauty 1 in Television

You know- red underpants over blue tights. The Cape. Could you do it? In public?

2006-11-17 22:35:58 · 35 answers · asked by mince42 4 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-17 22:35:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Devegowda, Sonia Gandhi, Rabri & Laloo, Mulayam, Mamatha, Uma bharati and Mayavathi are sailing in a boat. A storm upturns the boat,,,,,,,,, Who will be saved.........
First Correct answer will get 10 points

2006-11-17 22:35:10 · 18 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Jokes & Riddles

some say that its the continuation of card captor sakura but when i watch the 1st episode in youtube they have showed the past of sakura and syaoran and its different from what have happened in card captor sakura..so i just wondering if it is really the continuation of CCS why sakura is the princess of the kingdom and syaoran is an archeologist and when does he have a father?and where are her cards and where's her key that strnsforming into a stick and where's kero-chan?...and about syaoran where his sword?..and i thought that syaoran was going back to Hongkong then why he is in the kingdom..and skura said that she will wait syaoran until it comes back to japan...i don't get it..!!!

plzz answer my question i'm just getting crazy...thinking about it...

Thank you...

2006-11-17 22:35:10 · 9 answers · asked by Sakura&Shaoran 2 in Comics & Animation

A border patrol officer is patrolling the border between the India and Pakistan one night when a man drives up on a motorcycle. The officer stops the man and asks, "What do you have in that backpack there?" The man replies, "Sand." "Sand?" the officer says puzzled, "Please open the bag sir." The man opens the bag and there is sand. "Alright, you may go on your way then, the officer said with a puzzled look.” The man then drives off into the darkness. The next week, the same man on his motorcycle drives up to the same station that he did before. He says that there is sand in the bag and, sure enough, there is. The man drives up on a motorcycle with sand in his bag every week for a couple of months. The officer starts to think, "This guy is trying to smuggle something and I am going to be the one that catches him." The next time the man drives up to the station, the officer says, "I promise, I'm not going to arrest you. But just tell me. Are you trying to smuggle something or not?" "Do you swear you won't take me in?" the man replies. "I promise," says the officer. "Well, I am ashamed to admit it but, I have been smuggling something," the man says. The officer asks curiously, "What have you been smuggling?" The man replies with a grin, "Motorcycles."

2006-11-17 22:34:53 · 25 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Dear Cretins,

I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had

not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow me to provide specific details, so that you can either pursue your professional perogative, and seek to

rectify these difficulties - or more likely (I suspect) so that you can have some entertaining reading material as you while away the working day smoking B&H and drinking vendor-coffee on the bog in your office:

My initial installation was cancelled without warning, resulting in my spending an entire Saturday sitting on my fat **** waiting for your technician to arrive. When he did not arrive, I spent a further 57 minutes listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even more annoying Scottish robot woman telling me to look at your helpful

website....HOW?

I alleviated the boredom by playing with my testicles for a few minutes - an activity at which you are no-doubt both familiar and highly adept. The rescheduled installation then took place some two weeks later, although the technician did forget to bring a number of vital tools - such as a drill-bit, and his cerebrum. Two weeks later, my cable modem had still not arrived. After 15 telephone calls over 4 weeks my modem arrived... six weeks after I had requested it, and begun to pay for it. I estimate your internet server's downtime is roughly 35%... hours between about 6pm -midnight, Mon-Fri, and most of the weekend. I am still waiting for my telephone connection. I have made 9 calls on my mobile to your no-help line, and have been unhelpfully transferred to a

variety of disinterested individuals, who are it seems also highly skilled bollock jugglers. I have been informed that a telephone line is available (and someone will call me back); that no telephone line is available (and someone will call me back); that I will be transferred to someone who knows whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been cut off); that I will be transferred to someone (and then been redirected to an answer machine informing me that your office is closed); that I will be transferred to someone and then been redirected to the irritating Scottish robot woman...and several other variations on this theme.

Doubtless you are no longer reading this letter, as you have at least a thousand other dissatisfied customers to ignore, and also another one of those crucially important testicle-moments to attend to. Frankly I don't care, it's far more satisfying as a customer to voice my frustration's in print than to shout them at your unending hold music. Forgive me, therefore, if I continue. I thought BT were ****, that they had attained the holy piss-pot of godawful customer relations, that no-one, anywhere, ever, could be more disinterested, less helpful or more obstructive to delivering service to their customers. That's why I chose NTL, and because, well, there isn't

anyone else is there? How surprised I therefore was, when I discovered to my considerable dissatisfaction and disappointment what a useless shower of bastards you truly are. You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum incompetents of the highest order. British Telecom - wankers though they are - shine like brilliant beacons of success, in the filthy puss-filled mire of your seemingly limitless inadequacy. Suffice to say that I have now given up on my futile and foolhardy quest to receive any kind of service from you. I suggest that

you cease any potential future attempts to extort payment from me for the services which you have so pointedly and catastrophically failed to deliver - any such activity will be greeted initially with hilarity and disbelief quickly be replaced by derision, and even perhaps bemused rage. I enclose two small deposits, selected with great care from my cats litter tray, as an expression of my utter and complete contempt for both you and your pointless company. I sincerely hope that they have not become desiccated during transit - they were satisfyingly moist at the time of posting, and I would feel considerable disappointment if you did not experience both their rich aroma and delicate texture. Consider them the very embodiment of my feelings towards NTL, and its worthless employees.

Have a nice day - may it be the last in you miserable short life, you irritatingly incompetent and infuriatingly unhelpful bunch of twats.

2006-11-17 22:34:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

say your gf is sleeping on your chest and you wake up and realize shes drooled a little on you. how grossed out would you be?

2006-11-17 22:33:54 · 11 answers · asked by melz 2 in Polls & Surveys

Or is the Children in need programme the worst entertainment on earth?

2006-11-17 22:33:33 · 12 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Television

2006-11-17 22:32:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 22:31:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm Italian and in Europe we love Tom Cruise and his own movies.
Bye..a kiss!!!

2006-11-17 22:28:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities