A border patrol officer is patrolling the border between the India and Pakistan one night when a man drives up on a motorcycle. The officer stops the man and asks, "What do you have in that backpack there?" The man replies, "Sand." "Sand?" the officer says puzzled, "Please open the bag sir." The man opens the bag and there is sand. "Alright, you may go on your way then, the officer said with a puzzled look.” The man then drives off into the darkness. The next week, the same man on his motorcycle drives up to the same station that he did before. He says that there is sand in the bag and, sure enough, there is. The man drives up on a motorcycle with sand in his bag every week for a couple of months. The officer starts to think, "This guy is trying to smuggle something and I am going to be the one that catches him." The next time the man drives up to the station, the officer says, "I promise, I'm not going to arrest you. But just tell me. Are you trying to smuggle something or not?" "Do you swear you won't take me in?" the man replies. "I promise," says the officer. "Well, I am ashamed to admit it but, I have been smuggling something," the man says. The officer asks curiously, "What have you been smuggling?" The man replies with a grin, "Motorcycles."
2006-11-17 22:34:53 · 25 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
prince47 i dont know whether this joke is there in telugu cinema cause i dont watch it.
2006-11-18 20:30:00 · update #1
anitha,
u did it again
i really like your jokes
they r so funny sometimes it helps me in removing out my mental stress
so, keep writing.
2006-11-17 23:24:14 · answer #1 · answered by jimit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice. If a person smuggles gold and makes ornaments from it. the ornaments cant be called smuggeled. Ok. In the original joke, it was cycle.
2006-11-17 22:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excelent joke
2006-11-18 07:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by Amar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that is definitely good. I can't say I've heard that one before, but anyway I liked it very much.
2006-11-18 00:59:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe heared this happens in Pak boarder and the person was our great sardarji ~~ Nice one
2006-11-17 22:37:09 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is in a TELUGU CINEMA.
keep it up. Anita.
good joke with Ali.
hahahahaha!!!!
2006-11-18 03:38:36 · answer #6 · answered by prince47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm.. so u have some good stuff like this. looking forward the next one from you soon. cia.
2006-11-17 23:15:44 · answer #7 · answered by udayy2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2006-11-18 02:53:53 · answer #8 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a goodie but an oldie
2006-11-17 22:36:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I like that. Thanks for sharing that joke with us. Have a great day.
2006-11-17 22:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by Just Bein' Me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋