All the time my brother is scaring the hell into me around the house, and pulling pranks e.g. he waits till when i'm guna go to bed and when i go into the bathroom he hids under my bed and waits there just till i start snoring, then cause he's strong he pushes one side of my bed up and just screams!!
also once when i was asleep he got deep heat cream and squeezed it up my nose and apparantly i was crying in my sleep lol.
but please someone help i need to get himback!!!!!
2006-11-17 22:46:51 · 18 answers · asked by Dom B 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Firstly he sounds HORRIBLE! Maybe try putting pin tacks in his bed or on his floor, that'll teach him. Or, what you could do is tell his girlfriend what a small penis he has, or call her by the wrong name then say 'Oh sorry, i keep mixing the two of you up!', or you could tell her he sleeps with a pink teddy bear shaped like a unicorn.
2006-11-17 22:59:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dog biscuits - choc coated ones wont hurt him if he eats them - offer him a bikkie, but make sure you leave the box about so he can see it but only after he's eaten it. But maybe he might be the upset type and get upset at that. Choc coated doggie biscuits are a passive prank but will pee him off. The deep heat sounds scary - you could of choked on it or inhaled it and choked on it. Be careful with these pranks mate harmful pranks could cause some one to end up in hospital.
2006-11-17 22:54:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here is an idea:
locate an empty garbage can. As he sleeps, fill the garbage can with some firecrackers. At around 3 AM sneak into his room with the garbage can. Light the firecrackers, and run like hell! It will literaly scare the hell OUT of him;)
2006-11-17 22:59:55 · answer #3 · answered by calebhouser99114 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go buy some gay mags or print a couple of gay pics from the Internet, and hide them somewhere in his bedroom,
Wait till he has got a few friends round and suddenly "discover" these pics in your brothers bedroom in front of his friends.
Make sure you can run fast when his friends have gone cos he's gonna kill you for it!
2006-11-17 22:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awwww man I really feel for you, I had an older brother too although he never did anything as cruel as your big brother - trust me though from experience.. don't try and get your own back.. you'll come second every time.. wait till you're older.
REVENGE IS SOMETHING BEST SERVED COLD
2006-11-17 22:50:33 · answer #5 · answered by Paul 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hide behind a large tree. Call him outside. As he approaches, jump out and slash off his head at the neck with a large machetti knife. Awesome prank!
2006-11-17 22:49:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Just don't react, be calm for whatever he does. He realizes and stops doing the things soon.
2006-11-17 22:50:31 · answer #7 · answered by smash wit love 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nair in shampoo bottle
2016-03-29 00:28:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put cling film tightly over the toilet - that should shock him when he has a pee!!
or put some itching powder in his underpants - that should keep him scratching for a while. :)
2006-11-17 22:50:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
if he has a girlfriend, find someone who is pregnant to use a pregnancy stick test, then put the results on his dresser....
works like a champ!!! have fun...
2006-11-17 22:55:08 · answer #10 · answered by FLirishfan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋