Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2006

Too often, we lose sight of Life's Simple Pleasures...

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and *****-slap that mother%@#&$& upside the head...

Pass it on!

2006-11-19 23:59:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Are any of you getting tired of the programme being centered around her? We've seen no action from Matt or Faith at all, and nothing much from Lauren, Phina or Toby on the action side of things either. They'll end up getting voted off without having had a chance to prove their worth!

2006-11-19 23:59:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-19 23:58:37 · 4 answers · asked by elizabethwitton 1 in Magazines

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of a dice.
She said 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completly nude.'
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled 'Come on baby, mama needs new clothes'.
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers, and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at eachoher dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know, I thought you were watching!'

MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blonds are dumb- But all men are men.

2006-11-19 23:58:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 23:57:19 · 3 answers · asked by Earlswood 1 in Movies

I would like to hear your opinions. I have very little blog traffic. I want to improve it.

2006-11-19 23:56:19 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 23:54:20 · 23 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 23:53:59 · 23 answers · asked by johninmelb 4 in Polls & Surveys

super intelligent human beings and super intelligent computers?

2006-11-19 23:48:20 · 3 answers · asked by rekha c 3 in Polls & Surveys

She rules

2006-11-19 23:45:28 · 20 answers · asked by napolean d 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 23:43:24 · 2 answers · asked by Vikrant 1 in Television

In the ending of the movie her mother says that she made her diary public. And I want to know what its like to be totally on drugs without doing them and dont want to get involved with that kind of a crowd.

2006-11-19 23:43:21 · 5 answers · asked by ~*$hAy*~ 2 in Movies

You have to have nunchuck, bowstaff and dancing skills.

2006-11-19 23:43:04 · 12 answers · asked by napolean d 2 in Polls & Surveys

I really like the comedian Chris Rock and I think he is hilarious, What do you think?

2006-11-19 23:41:24 · 27 answers · asked by Drop a heart, break a name 3 in Celebrities

2006-11-19 23:36:15 · 8 answers · asked by napolean d 2 in Polls & Surveys

What is the colour of postman pat cat and where did there live

2006-11-19 23:35:36 · 5 answers · asked by smith and jones 2 in Television

Voted best Irish joke of 2006!

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

2006-11-19 23:34:56 · 13 answers · asked by GS 3 in Jokes & Riddles

ok then ......last night showed us a few details on the *others*, But plz tell me what is going on ?

2006-11-19 23:33:15 · 2 answers · asked by slysimon69 4 in Movies

2006-11-19 23:31:05 · 23 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

I remember only a little the plot.
A girl runs away from home and from her father and goes to live with a juvenile delinquent.
An Italian emigrant in Australia ( or an Australian man of Italian origin) lends a hand the father to find the girl across the Australia (it's a road movie).
I seem to remember the father of the girl is a filling station owner and the Italian is a commercial traveller a little rogue but with a generous nature and a gripping liking. I remember too a song the Italian often sing during the travel, the refrain was something like "vafancula" or similar.

I remember too the Italian sells sexy articles like porno magazines and inflatables dolls.

This comedy has came from 1970 to 1990, more or less.

2006-11-19 23:30:46 · 2 answers · asked by swordpassion 3 in Movies

This movie was ages ago, i never got to see the ending so I want to find out. It is about a husband (mid-age) who cheats on his wife and brings the young mistress home and kicks her out. The wife decides to take revenge of her husband. Example, getting the kids to give the mistress lots of house work, or gets the mistress's mum to move in with them. I think it's an 90's film.

please help

Thanks

2006-11-19 23:30:18 · 3 answers · asked by pizzaboy_nz 1 in Movies

2006-11-19 23:29:17 · 11 answers · asked by napolean d 2 in Polls & Surveys

does your sign says the truth about you?
rate your sign from 1 to 10.

1 = this sign isn't really me.
10 = my sign is very much describe me.

2006-11-19 23:28:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

You know, they say things like, "This is a combination Christmas/birthday gift!"

I've heard people complain about that before.....



I'm just glad my birthday is in August ; )

2006-11-19 23:28:44 · 20 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

i missed the office thursday because my cable gave out. what happened?

2006-11-19 23:27:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I don't remember it being like this.....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dyqEPgRc6IE

2006-11-19 23:27:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

They're rubbish at it. They don't know anything about importation taxes or anything.

2006-11-19 23:26:32 · 10 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

Some deeper explanation than - It is about war...

2006-11-19 23:26:19 · 14 answers · asked by Maciej P 1 in Movies

I'm looking for a song for advertisement for beer or ale or something like that. I often heard the music played on TV in summer, 2005.
They seemed to sing "Nothing to be summer.." and "In summer time, in summer time.." and it seemed to be a male singer.

And another music, was also played for TV advertisement in 2005. I can't remember the car maker, maybe Peugeot or something. And they sang "Here we go, here we go.." I remember that some animation were used for the ad.

If anybody knows about these songs, please let me know. I really would like to know the titles and their names.
Thank you.

2006-11-19 23:25:40 · 5 answers · asked by Yumi 1 in Television

which of these are your favourite type of film?

2006-11-19 23:24:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies