Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2006

An old man of 90 was sitting on a park bench crying.A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying."Well," says the old man," I just got married to a 25 yr old woman.Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we make love.In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch then we make love.At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we make love."The policeman looks at the old man and says,"You shouldn't be crying ! you should be the happiest man in the world!" So the old man says," I know ! I'm crying
because I don't remember where I live !"

2006-11-19 19:19:48 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

comaparison with rap

2006-11-19 19:18:22 · 3 answers · asked by cool cad 2 in Music

http://myspace.com/trimac20

2006-11-19 19:18:08 · 1 answers · asked by Donnie Darko (Morbid Thoughts) 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 19:17:58 · 3 answers · asked by money singh 1 in Movies

...when they come out of my dog's mouth? Could he have gum disease?

2006-11-19 19:17:08 · 12 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

I don't know the song title or the artist and I"d appreciate any help with this. this is the only lyric to the song that I know Bewaaare Oh brother beware

2006-11-19 19:16:43 · 2 answers · asked by kenn g 1 in Music

Sex crimes, and any mental injury (which is really what sex crimes are ... assaults on the mind) is horrible, and I have an idea of what that sort of pain is like because I'm disabled and tormented from a chemical inbalance in my brain that causes me immense stress. Indeed, being traumatized can make you feel "dead".

But is making someone feel dead worse than offing someone? At least if you're mentally injured you have a chance to get better, and your brain isn't DEAD. Saying a sex crime is worse than killing a person is like saying chopping off someone's hand is worse than taking their head.

I do understand why people tend to see sexual crime as worse than violent crime - more people are victims of sexual crimes than murder, and our culture is soooo damn obsessed with sex. And people are generally horrified of crimes against children in general, and pedophilia is so common. I'd say punching a kid in the face is more "disgusting" than offing an adult to most people.

2006-11-19 19:14:55 · 16 answers · asked by Donnie Darko (Morbid Thoughts) 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 19:14:49 · 11 answers · asked by raindrops_ 2 in Other - Entertainment

wHAT are you to sexy for

2006-11-19 19:12:51 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I guess Tom refuses to deal in reality in ANY aspect of his life.

2006-11-19 19:11:56 · 13 answers · asked by mamabunny 4 in Celebrities

2006-11-19 19:11:54 · 10 answers · asked by ajay v 1 in Polls & Surveys

I give a lyric line, you give the song title AND artist. Get all five, you get ten points.

1. "I'd like a permanent friend..."
2. "We can chase the stars..."
3. "If this is love, it breaks my heart..."
4. "Once upon a time when we were friends..."
5. "it's enough to make you want to lose your mind..."

2006-11-19 19:11:32 · 2 answers · asked by PD 3 in Music

Is this considered "kissing up".I don't buy for boss by the way.

2006-11-19 19:11:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 19:09:17 · 15 answers · asked by mrfrosty 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-19 19:08:48 · 2 answers · asked by mingoduck 1 in Music

i just love this girl
http://www.bipasha-basu.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=29&pos=6

2006-11-19 19:08:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i work at the limited and we play this song a lot and i have no idea what it is i've looked up gwen stefani lyrics and couldnt find it.

it goesss as follows..

chorus:
"so i'm just kickin it
i'm countin the days
i hardly can wait for us to hang out"

and she says "it just aint good enough" thats all i can really remember...if anyone could help me with song title/ and or artist. it'd be helpful its stuck in my head. thanks

2006-11-19 19:05:50 · 8 answers · asked by futurefhmal 1 in Music

.......the title "Crazy he calls me" played by The TRIO AHMAD JAMAL ?

2006-11-19 19:05:45 · 4 answers · asked by pasanjes 4 in Music

My Fav :
1. The Matrix Reloaded where Neo (Keanu Reeves) fights dozens of copies of Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) by kicking their faces rotating perpendicular to a stick.

2.In Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (Dementor's First Entrance )

2006-11-19 19:04:50 · 19 answers · asked by ajay v 1 in Movies

be a Time-machine, invisibility cloak or some thing else...

2006-11-19 19:04:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My friend kept telling me to watch this movie, saying its horrible, this and that, so i decided to rent it on netflix. I think i got the remasterd edition. well anyways my friend told me that the scene with the chick in red was jus horrible, but the scene ended just as the guy was about to rape her. My friend also told that the chick in the theater gets raped, but she runs away. well anyway i was kinda disapointed, because i was even horrified or disturbed one by the movie. did i get a "watered down" version or is there another version which is the true"horrifing movie"?

2006-11-19 19:03:40 · 4 answers · asked by manny_ptown 1 in Movies

I have 9.Too many?

2006-11-19 19:01:39 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do and I'm not going to bed until the rain stops.

2006-11-19 19:01:10 · 30 answers · asked by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 in Polls & Surveys

do u think they r cool to paint tattoo on their body?

2006-11-19 18:57:13 · 30 answers · asked by ~electra~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Who has seen the World of Warcraft episode of South Park? I thought it was hilarious although I do not play WoW.

2006-11-19 18:55:33 · 9 answers · asked by Questionator 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 18:54:10 · 11 answers · asked by Questionator 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 18:53:44 · 10 answers · asked by hero is ready 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you go towards the beaming light, where in through the light lays a forest, laden with leaves on the ground, with the tallest of all trees, a breeze in the air, and the intoxicating aroma of pine needles wafting in the air...or do you plunge deeper into the darkness, leaving all, into a cold abyss?

2006-11-19 18:52:36 · 16 answers · asked by Shadowfyre 6 in Polls & Surveys

How do you get the attention of a married man?

2006-11-19 18:51:51 · 13 answers · asked by Questionator 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have to choose Pumpkin

2006-11-19 18:50:13 · 44 answers · asked by Questionator 2 in Polls & Surveys