Once there was a man of 65 yrs.He used 2 buy Lottery tickets since last 35 yrs & never won a single dollar.He always kept his ticket in d pocket of his coat & now as he has low eye sight his son checks his ticket numbers in every sunday's news paper. And now he also has heart problems.
1 sunday,his son finds dat his father has won a million $ lottery. But,he is so much affraid 2 tell his father becos he knows his father has heart problem & will surely get an attack if he knows this.So,his son calls their family doctor & explains everything.The doctor takes responsibility 2 give d news 2 the old man.He goes 2 the old man carrying all heart related medicines & says"Good morning Uncle" Old man," Good Morning, my son" Doctor,"Tell me uncle,since how many yrs u buy lottery tickets".Uncle,"35 yrs my son, but, never won a single $". Doctor," Ok.Uncle, suppose u win a million $. what would u do?" Old man smiles,"ohh son,I would give u half from it". And the doctor gets a sudden Heart attack.
2006-11-19
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