Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2006

2006-11-19 22:28:16 · 6 answers · asked by Ian P 2 in Music

2006-11-19 22:28:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-19 22:27:58 · 8 answers · asked by diddydi 2 in Celebrities

Meaning what genre of music were you raised on.

2006-11-19 22:27:45 · 20 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

A guy goes to a porn shop to buy a blow up doll,so he walks in to the counter and asks the teller whats on special?The teller says that there two dolls for sale...a white blow up doll...and a muslim blow up doll.The guy asks "whats the difference?".The teller replies"well sir,you gota blow the white doll up by yourself,and the muslim blow up doll blows its self up!"

2006-11-19 22:25:41 · 16 answers · asked by darren_nnx 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Is the movie worth 105 minutes of my life to watch?

2006-11-19 22:24:26 · 4 answers · asked by мooи sнiиe 5 in Polls & Surveys

ok guys x-mas is almost here and I need a txt msg to send everyone. Any ideas?

2006-11-19 22:23:44 · 7 answers · asked by Natalie 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 22:23:22 · 8 answers · asked by Nei 1 in Music

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen".

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word.

Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, Your wife fell three times this week."

2006-11-19 22:23:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

♥

2006-11-19 22:22:06 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

want Ids of Sakshi Tanwar & Ali Asgar

2006-11-19 22:21:06 · 11 answers · asked by sudhakar g 1 in Celebrities

There was a guy named Jimmy, and his town was being drowned by a flood. When the water was around his ankles, a fire truck came by saying, "Yo, Jimmy, need a lift?" "No, no, I'm fine God will save me." The fire truck left.

As the water reached his ribs a coast guard came by saying, "Jimmy! Need a lift?" "No! God will save me!" The coast guard went away.

When the water had reached Jimmy's head, a helicopter flew overhead. The driver shouted, "Jimmy! C'mon, I'll take u to safety!" "That's all right! God is bound to save me now!" The helicopter flew away.

Jimmy died. When he went to heaven, Jimmy asked God, "God, why didn't you save me?" God answers, "I sent you a fire truck, a coast guard, and a helicopter, what more do you want?!"

2006-11-19 22:20:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray...

"God, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto".

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

Joe again prays...

"God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".

Lotto night comes and Joe still has no luck.

Once again, he prays...

"My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order ... "

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Joe is confronted by the voice of GOD himself:

"Joe, meet me half way on this one...Buy a ticket!"

2006-11-19 22:17:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 22:17:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

From a point blank angle. Would it kill them or just severely disfigure their face?

2006-11-19 22:16:43 · 10 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

WHAT IS A GOOD FIRST DANCE SONG WITH MY HUSBAND? FATHER- DAUGHTER DANCE AT THE WEDDING? SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY PLEASE.THANK YOU.

2006-11-19 22:13:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

One day, a guy dies and finds himself in Hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon:

Demon: Why so glum, chum?

Guy: What do you think? I'm in Hell.

Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

Demon: Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab... we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.

Guy: Gee, that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it.

Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin' lungs out. If you get cancer, it's okay... you're already dead.

Guy: Golly!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Demon: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. We even opened up a pai gow poker table.

Guy: Gosh, I never played pai gow before...

Demon: Well now you can. You like to do drugs?

Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don't mean...

Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's okay... you're already dead.

Guy: Neat! I never realized that hell was such a swingin' place!

Demon: You gay?

Guy: Uh, no.

Demon: Oooh, you're gonna hate Fridays

2006-11-19 22:13:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What is your personal favorite flavor?

2006-11-19 22:12:46 · 18 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know the name of that remix of the song that goes "I've found a place, where we can boogy, boogy tonight". I love it, but can't find it!!

2006-11-19 22:09:32 · 8 answers · asked by Brunettebeauty 2 in Music

My wife recently bought herself a blowtorch and the two of us couldn't stop playing with it last night.

2006-11-19 22:09:22 · 8 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

♥Or is it just that all the information you have stored on it starting to bog it down? :)

2006-11-19 22:08:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"

2006-11-19 22:08:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Brings you more excitement or stress?

2006-11-19 22:07:40 · 12 answers · asked by мooи sнiиe 5 in Polls & Surveys

I knew Chimps ate meat, but I didn't realise they were also cannibals!
And they look so cute on Monkey Business.

2006-11-19 22:07:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-19 22:06:31 · 18 answers · asked by Villa 2 in Music

you're in a 2-storey house. on the ground floor is a room with 3 light switches and on the 1rst floor is a lamp. THAT'S ALL there is in this house! and you cannot see ANYTHING in the 1rst floor from the ground floor. Which switch lights the 1rst floor light knowing that you can go up and back down to check ONLY ONCE ?

2006-11-19 22:06:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Will lost series 3 be coming to terrestrial tv if so when

2006-11-19 22:02:10 · 8 answers · asked by chunkie_monkee 2 in Television

heard the music of the spheres? What does it sound like?

2006-11-19 22:00:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I kinda think I do. hahaha

2006-11-19 22:00:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 21:59:57 · 4 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Comics & Animation