A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
2006-11-19 22:08:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO Excellent joke! I love it! Bet the other boy joined him in the closet LOL
2006-11-20 00:00:05 · answer #1 · answered by Dana A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, perfect. I told it to my mom and she said that it reminded her of my Little' brother. he's always getting in trouble. Well, its hilarious anyways. Never heard it before, its awesome.
2006-11-20 07:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was too long, i couldnt be bothered to read it all, but LOL anyway because i'm sure it was funny. you always have the funniest jokes mate!!! keep it up, thanks for making us laugh! it may not seem like your doing much, but one small joke could mean the world to someone, it could save a life... for real! it's saved mine (from suicide)!
thanks
2006-11-20 06:13:19 · answer #3 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, lovl, first time I've heard it, keep up the good work
2006-11-20 06:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya I heard that one before but never get tired of it.
2006-11-20 06:17:35 · answer #5 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe. Funny and new
2006-11-20 06:12:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHH God is missing *Sobs!*
2006-11-20 10:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont tell them it was me
2006-11-20 08:15:19 · answer #8 · answered by som1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA.......funny and GODLY!
2006-11-20 06:19:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋