Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2006

What's usually on the air?What kind of TV is it?Which is the best American tv programme?

2006-11-19 22:57:47 · 11 answers · asked by bilezlatko 3 in Polls & Surveys

American (to his wife after attending INDIAN food party): "Honey, now I understand why the Indians use water for washing their a*s after emptying their stomachs.."
Wife(surprised): Why dear?
Man: " Coz honey, the toilet paper will catch FIRE "

Buy 1 get 1 free:

A man observes another man at a party lighting cigarettes, taking a puff or two n then throwing them out a window...

Puzzled, the 1st man asks: " why the hell do you keep doing that"?

2nd man: " To keep those goddamned snakes away from the party ..I hate snakes"..

1st man: "But there aint any f*****g snakes around here buddy"..

2nd man: "Exactly, see how those half smoked sticks of mine are doing the trick" !!!

2006-11-19 22:57:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

they are never there when you need 'em, and every stinking 2 feet when you should just keep driving straight ahead...

2006-11-19 22:56:34 · 13 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

whats more fun when you are with friends
bowling/pool
or
going Shopping ???

2006-11-19 22:56:24 · 16 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 22:54:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 22:54:11 · 10 answers · asked by Me luv u long time 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 22:54:03 · 20 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 22:52:18 · 4 answers · asked by sks 1 in Movies

"Hey, you wanna go in and get sh** faced?"

2006-11-19 22:51:49 · 8 answers · asked by tumbleweed1954 6 in Jokes & Riddles

hey i was just wondering, now that they have ruled out pluto as a planet....does this affect horoscores and astrology in any way? is this going to throw every thing off? or does astrology just ingonore this?

2006-11-19 22:50:24 · 7 answers · asked by Dungonecrazy11 2 in Horoscopes

been a member for about a month and always do my best to answer questions and give good advice if is something i can relate too but still not had a anwer picked as best answer! starting to wonder why i bother answering at all

2006-11-19 22:46:15 · 18 answers · asked by sweetness 3 in Polls & Surveys

or does it just taste better if shared?

2006-11-19 22:45:46 · 28 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 22:45:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?


4. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister.

5. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?

6. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?

7. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

8. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?

9. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?

10. A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

11. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12. What was the President's name in 1960?

answers will be posted soon.

2006-11-19 22:44:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 22:42:41 · 4 answers · asked by Shawna S 1 in Television

For example, can you describe green without saying tree or grass; can you describe blue without mentioning the sky?

The only one I can think of is red, which is a hot colour.

The reason I ask is, since there is no way to prove whether or not we are looking at the same colour (e.g. what you perceive as a green tree, I might see as a yellow tree, but I recognise your yellow as my green), we can not agree on one of the most basic principles of life. If we can't even agree what colour a tree is, how can we agree on anything?

2006-11-19 22:42:26 · 24 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

What did you feel after reading/listening to the music of Carrie Underwood, titled JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL? I mean, what is the meaning of the song for you?

2006-11-19 22:42:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

1. What was the best movie of the 80s and why did you like it

2. What was the worst movie of the 80s and why didn't you like it

2006-11-19 22:38:44 · 17 answers · asked by drnick55 4 in Movies

2006-11-19 22:38:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 22:38:02 · 7 answers · asked by missus_money_penny 1 in Television

i spy a color and the color is GREEN....

what is it???

2006-11-19 22:36:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just put yes or no

2006-11-19 22:36:09 · 1 answers · asked by sports_gurl_56 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 22:35:32 · 15 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 22:33:18 · 7 answers · asked by winnod 1 in Music

2006-11-19 22:32:24 · 3 answers · asked by Gantt77d77 2 in Movies

He constantly ralks about her and he wants a dog just like hers.

2006-11-19 22:31:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-19 22:30:03 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do u think that he is any good and do u think that any of the Bonds b4 him are as gd or better???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-19 22:29:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, 'Guns don't kill people. I do.'

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too sh*t-faced to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving. A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave 'hello' if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

2006-11-19 22:29:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 22:29:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys