Can anyone answer all 12 questions?

Question

1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?


4. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister.

5. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?

6. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?

7. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

8. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?

9. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?

10. A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

11. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12. What was the President's name in 1960?

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Answer 1

1 - Yes
2 - one (you're only born once)
3 - all of them have 28 days
4 - no, he's dead
5 - 70
6 - two
7 - an hour
8 - 9
9 - none, it was Noah
10 - meat
11 - 12
12 - George W Bush, although he wasn't president in 1960, that was his name.

Answer 2

1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no? Yez ofcourse. Every year.
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? Only one birth day.
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? All months include 28 days.
4. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?No, because how can he say "I do" when he's dead? I dont think the priest will be very happy.
5. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get? 30/(1/2)=60, 60+10=70 (yawn.....hee hee)
6. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with? Just the 2 apples I took with me. Want one?
7. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last? 1 hour. You take the 1st pill immediately, and then consume the rest every 30mins. No sense in waiting for 30mins first to take the 1st pill.
8. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left? Still 17 sheep, some are dead, some are alive. Tsk tsk tsk....
9. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark? None, it was Noah. I dont think they've met.
10. A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh? Probably meat and poultry. Is he also handsome?
11. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? Still 12.
12. What was the President's name in 1960? The same name his/her mother/father/doctor/sister/grandma/nosy neighbor gave him.

Answer 3

Can anyone answer all 12 questions?
1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no? Yes - falls on the 4th of July every year

2. How many birthdays does the average man have? As many as it takes - usually all of them...

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? All

4. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister. Not if he is dead!!!

5. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get? should be 25 - but i suspect that is wrong...

6. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with? 2

7. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last? 1 and half hours

8. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left? 9

9. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark? 1 of each sex if his name was NOAH!!!

10. A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh? meat

11. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12

12. What was the President's name in 1960? same as it has always been - though depends on WHICH president

Answer 4

1. yes
2. 1
3. 12
4. No, he's dead!
5. 70
6. 1
7. One hour
8. 9
9. Moses wasn't on the Ark, Noah was
10. He weighs meat.
11. 12
12. The president's name in 1960 should be George W Bush, assuming that's the name he's always had!

Answer 5

1 - yes, just after the 3rd
2 - 1 then 1 anniversary a year
3 - all of them
4 - ?.... he'd be dead
5 - 70
6 - your left with the 2 you took away.
7 - 1 hour..... now, in 30 mins and in an hour..
8 - 17, ... 9 alive, 8 dead
9 - Moses wasnt on the ark...?
10 - meat
11 - 12
12 - the same as it is now... he just want president then..

that was great... loved it, hope i did ok

Answer 6

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Answer 7

1) yes we just ont celebrate it
2)they average man has only one birthday a year, on the same date every year (unless ur big boi from outcast)
3)all have 28 days, just some have more than others
4)yes i think
5)70
6)i take 2 wot away? if u take 2 apples then ull have 1 apple and another 2 somwhere else
7) 2 hours
8) 9
9)1 of each sex
10)he wieghs meat
11)none
12)mr presidant

Answer 8

1 Yes - it comes between the 3rd and the 5th
2 1 every year he's alive
3 All of them have 28 days in them
4 No - he's dead
5- 70
6 3
7 1 hr (if you take one immediately)
8 9
9 1 pair of each (except unicorns - that's why they are extinct)
10 Meat
11 12
12 The same as when he/she was born

Answer 9

1. yes

2. 1

3. all

4 no hes dead

5 70

6 2

7 1 hour

8 9

9 moses took no animals onto the ark it was noah

10 meat

11 12

12 was he born? mr president?

Answer 10

1. yes
2. one
3. all of them
4. it is impossible, if he is alive, his wife couldn't be a widow.
5. the number 30
6. 2, the two you took away
7. 1 hour
8. 9 are left
9. it was Noah, not Moses
10. meat
11. a dozen
12. the same name as it is now