ok guys x-mas is almost here and I need a txt msg to send everyone. Any ideas?
2006-11-19 22:23:44 · 7 answers · asked by Natalie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Times are tough
And things are hard
So this is your
F*cking Xmas card!
2006-11-19 22:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Merry siphilus ands happy gonoreah
2006-11-19 22:29:21 · answer #2 · answered by whay i lost my ?s 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Xzilerating
Merry
A joy
Suprisence
2006-11-19 22:30:45 · answer #3 · answered by yepp 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is no bad text message other than happy F***** Holidays
2006-11-19 22:56:22 · answer #4 · answered by David G 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i got this one last year
"do you realise, that if the first pilgrims shot a wild cat instead of a Turkey, .............we'd all be eating pu$$y for Christmas"
2006-11-19 22:45:20 · answer #5 · answered by petal 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about Merry CHRISTmas
2006-11-19 22:26:04 · answer #6 · answered by firerookie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
spring has sprung
fall has fell
winters here
and i dont want to get to know my well digger that well
2006-11-19 22:27:32 · answer #7 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋