There was a guy named Jimmy, and his town was being drowned by a flood. When the water was around his ankles, a fire truck came by saying, "Yo, Jimmy, need a lift?" "No, no, I'm fine God will save me." The fire truck left.
As the water reached his ribs a coast guard came by saying, "Jimmy! Need a lift?" "No! God will save me!" The coast guard went away.
When the water had reached Jimmy's head, a helicopter flew overhead. The driver shouted, "Jimmy! C'mon, I'll take u to safety!" "That's all right! God is bound to save me now!" The helicopter flew away.
Jimmy died. When he went to heaven, Jimmy asked God, "God, why didn't you save me?" God answers, "I sent you a fire truck, a coast guard, and a helicopter, what more do you want?!"
2006-11-19 22:20:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO guess he figured God was going to come down personally to save him!! LMAO
2006-11-19 23:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by Dana A 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i posted that one ages ao!!!! and the moral of the story is dont depend on god to do ur **** coz e may be doing it but u being unawar of it.
2006-11-20 00:11:02 · answer #2 · answered by som1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was not as funny as the others, but just as luring.
2006-11-19 22:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by cheese sticks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Divine intervention !
2006-11-19 22:23:18 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-19 22:38:40 · answer #5 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old and really crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-19 23:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋