A guy was on a sea cruise, and was approached by a real ugly woman. She said, "Please sir, I've never been kissed, do you think you could ?" He shuddered, but kissed her anyway. Then she said, "Please sir, I've never been hugged, do you think you could ? He was getting irritated, but he gave in. She finally said, I've never made love, do you think we could ?" He picked her up, and threw her overboard, "There" he said, "now you're screwed !"
2006-11-19 20:21:17 · 6 answers · asked by sluggo1947 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha, i wasnt quite sure where you were going with that joke but OMG was that funny!!! LOL thanks a heap i really needed that laugh, i just need to stop the tears and catch my breath, he he he, oh, that was a good one!!!
hehehe
2006-11-19 22:09:29 · answer #1 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only analyzing those solutions are going to grant me a nightmare thinking of if those musicians formed a band. Worst Vocalist: Chad Kroeger Worst Drummer: Meg White (although I do exactly like the White Stripes) Worst Bassist: Nikki Sixx Worst Guitarist: Herman Lee
2016-10-22 09:59:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was told earlier also & nothing to laugh on ones incapability.
2006-11-19 20:27:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it woz a mean joke but still got me laughing
2006-11-19 20:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thumbs up very good
2006-11-19 20:24:57 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
I shouldn't laugh :( ...............
but
ROFLMAO
2006-11-19 20:24:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋