i like to make my customers laugh, because the vast majority of them have so little to laugh about. Give me your best jokes, long, short, racist, sexist, i don't care, just make me laugh.
2006-11-19 20:24:48 · 7 answers · asked by KOkoweena 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why doesnt Mexico have olympics????? cause all the people that can jump, run, and swim are already over here.
2006-11-19 20:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by Dark Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our best joke was Grosso's goal versus Germany...! by world champions
2006-11-19 21:08:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend.
And as fate would have it, Shawn would be the first to pass.
Pat, hearing of his friend's illness, came to visit his dear friend one last time.
“Shawn,” said Pat, “can you hear me?”
Faintly, Shawn replied, “Yes, Paddy, I can.”
Bashfully, Pat started, “Do you remember our pact, Shawn?”
”Yes, I do Patty,” Shawn strained.
“And, you'll also remember that I was to pour the contents of a fine, old bottle of whiskey over your grave, which we have been saving for, going on 30 years now?” said Pat.
“Yes Patty, I do,” whispered Shawn.
''It's a very ‘old’ bottle now, you know,” urged Pat.
“And what are you getting' at Pat?” asked Shawn, briskly.
“Well Shawn, when I pour the whiskey over your grave, would ya mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?”
2006-11-19 20:31:05 · answer #3 · answered by SLIM 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: what is the difference between politicians & wrestlers?
A: In wrestling, the man undress by his ownself and in politics, someone else.......
2006-11-21 15:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by PAK ASIANS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you call a little mexican a paragraph what do you call a big mexican?
an essay
2006-11-19 20:27:03 · answer #5 · answered by Lg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it rains, a redneck would spit upwards
2006-11-19 21:07:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man goes into a library, walks up to the counter and says "Burger and Fries please!.
The librarian says "This is a library!".
He whispers ............................................ "Burger and Fries please".
2006-11-19 20:29:52 · answer #7 · answered by Richard F 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋