An old man of 90 was sitting on a park bench crying.A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying."Well," says the old man," I just got married to a 25 yr old woman.Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we make love.In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch then we make love.At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we make love."The policeman looks at the old man and says,"You shouldn't be crying ! you should be the happiest man in the world!" So the old man says," I know ! I'm crying
because I don't remember where I live !"
2006-11-19 19:19:48 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what have i told you about my personal life. lol. please stop spreading these malicious rumours about me, now where was i, oh in the curb, lol
2006-11-19 19:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh distressed poor Old man ! Lost his Heaven ! Hope Policeman would help to find his cosy and caring abode !!! Funny but more pathetic!!!
2006-11-19 19:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi Laughing
that was cool. Top of the morning to you from Ireland
2006-11-19 19:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i understand precisely what you're speaking about, and likewise the extremely ordinary shown truth that i did not honestly make the complication to positioned up an answer on that one, I fairly took that ingredient of provide some love out to them ;) good for you for annoying plenty for others ;)
2016-11-29 07:25:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What brought me to this question was the contrast of the title: "Crying old man" with the author: "always laughing".
Now THAT is funny. :)
2006-11-19 19:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by heathersak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. I thought for a minute it was going to be the old fire-engine joke.
2006-11-19 19:29:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-11-19 19:21:32 · answer #7 · answered by A_M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny, except to the elderly who may have experienced it.lol
2006-11-19 19:23:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10
2006-11-19 22:41:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
i fink ever1 else has said wot i needed 2 say
really really really funny
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O (okay it means im laughin a lot)
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2006-11-19 20:33:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious. 10/10 and a thumbs up.
2006-11-19 23:05:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋