Voted best Irish joke of 2006!
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
2006-11-19 23:34:56 · 13 answers · asked by GS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think that is a great joke, you should put more of that type on here
2006-11-19 23:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by carrienicholson23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke
2006-11-20 07:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by maskenozha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That'll teach him to lie. Funny.
2006-11-20 16:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by Jack 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that was hilarious. Very funny.
Great way to start my morning!
2006-11-20 07:45:32 · answer #4 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious! I would like to forward that but I dont know how!!
2006-11-20 07:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by blackjack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Like it VERY MUCH
2006-11-20 07:39:11 · answer #6 · answered by singhbandhu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2006-11-20 07:38:45 · answer #7 · answered by revchrist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame. Please stop stealing jokes from websites, and try to come up with something original.
2006-11-20 07:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by Larry 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO very funny!
2006-11-20 07:44:37 · answer #9 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it
2006-11-20 07:36:39 · answer #10 · answered by kimberly k 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋