Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

2006-11-17 06:22:09 · 10 answers · asked by loon_mallet_wielder 5 in Television

2006-11-17 06:21:37 · 9 answers · asked by GT 1 in Music

2006-11-17 06:21:03 · 8 answers · asked by BOO! 2 in Music

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a Diet. "I want you
to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2
weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.


"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"


The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead
that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping.

2006-11-17 06:20:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

dont worry i know hes not real but were did da story come frm?

2006-11-17 06:20:14 · 13 answers · asked by miller_man 1 in Celebrities

Wen i plug in with my Epiphone Les Paul, nothin happens. Ive brought to a shop to get fixed but the did nothin and still took 10 euro from me. i dont think its the jack, i think its the pick ups. please share any knowledge u av with me as to how to fix it.
Thanks a million

2006-11-17 06:19:47 · 4 answers · asked by Bear 2 in Music

ha ha ha did anyone else see it?
It was HILARIOUS

if you missed it...
part one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvWW7Hoz6V4&feature=PlayList&p=4844A98871C64BED&index=1

Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdzbkfhB38E&feature=PlayList&p=4844A98871C64BED&index=0

2006-11-17 06:18:54 · 9 answers · asked by ~●~נυввℓувυввℓу~●~ 2 in Television

2006-11-17 06:18:47 · 6 answers · asked by Jake M 1 in Music

All yeah let’s kill our tea
Shawna paul
Someone give it to
Someone give it to
Two are girls
First million fart in are dish are tea
Baby girl
Ama girl
Son the palsay
Well go on the way they tie
Ola wanna be keeping you all
I got the right temperature for shet that you from the start
Olah! Gala Gala Write the tick that turns you off
I got the right temperature for shet from the start
And girl I
Wanna be your papa
You can meet ‘em all
Uh oh…
Because they can yell
Abomba
One of them works at a place mabobber
From you la wanna
You can turn them to make a turn pala layla
Ya get what you langa
You are a silly mister banana
What keya will give it to ya melana
Argasana
Let’s go on the way we ride ola wola be keeping you off
I got the right temperature from set you off the start
Ola! Gala gala right that really ticks you off
And girl i
Wanna be your papa
You can meet ‘em all
Uh oh….
Wayt pas gerty gala ya koala empress heror
Hey wizza da me ezarka
I got to see a me extressor
Eka bela ken girl I trix essor
Analyze
Such need for my razor metraser
Let’s go on the way they tide
Ol wola be keeping you off
I got the right temperature for shet from the start
Ola! Gala gal papa read them all to tick you off
And girl i
Gotta be your papa
Write from the start
Uh oh…
Yeah los were a crazy now were crazy more as before
Bidget my favorite show
Time for it baby now
A girl like you make a trady stow
Umando baby now
Cuz I have sex with McGrady now
My lovin’ is the way to go
My luvin’ is the way to go!
Let’s go on the way they tide
Ol wola be keeping you off
I got the right temperature for shet from the start
Ola! Gala gal papa read them all to tick you off
Ang girl i
Gotta be your papa
Write from the start
Uh oh…
With a role with a player like me
With ya brotha needs no adda
Some needs to tallk right to Taylor
Bar the turkey
With the new bringa
Buckle your boy cuz a tringa
Fatta need more of mataysa
Everything falls to baby bertay
Let me hear your atta
Let’s go on the way they tide
Ol wola be keeping you off
I got the right temperature for shet from the start
Ola! Gala gal papa read them all to tick you off
Ang girl i
Gotta be your papa
Write from the start
Uh oh…
Cuz we got a call recomber
We gotta work at a place called work Mabobber
Let me know why Jack turns you over
Let’s sing at wonk na ma payla
Let woke at Nathaneil Edan!
Let’s star in Miss. Peace Banana!
Let kree someone give it to
Like a kasana
Let’s go on the way they tide
Ol wola be keeping you off
I got the right temperature for shet from the start
Ola! Gala gal papa read them all to tick you off
Ang girl i
Gotta be your papa
Write from the start
Uh oh…

Oh oh…
Oh Oh…

2006-11-17 06:18:47 · 11 answers · asked by puh-lease 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 06:18:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A very well-built, young, blonde lady was lying on her
Psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how frustrated she was.
"I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a
secretary and failed. I tried being a writer and failed. I tried being a sales
clerk and I failed at that, Too."

The shrink thought for a moment and said, "Everyone needs to live a full,
satisfying life. Why don't you try nursing?"


The girl thinks about this, then bares one of her large, beautiful breasts,
points it at the shrink, and says, "Well,Go ahead. I'll give it a try!"

2006-11-17 06:18:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 06:18:25 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i know part of her name Haylie Jade ............. ? i dunno the rest!

2006-11-17 06:18:01 · 6 answers · asked by babyboo_17 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-17 06:17:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 06:16:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-17 06:16:14 · 1 answers · asked by sterlingministries 1 in Music

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in
Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their Cows to increase
their herd.

The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and Goes to Texas to buy
a bull. She eventually meets with an old Cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's
the only one I've got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes
to The local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a Telegram to my friend
in Louisiana. That says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the
Trailer."

The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. is
$.75 per word."

She thinks about it for a moment and decides.
"I'd like to send one word, please."

"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.

"Comfortable." replies the brunette. The man asks, "I'm
Sorry miss, but how is your friend going to understand this Telegram?"

The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads real slow, when she gets
this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."

2006-11-17 06:15:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ok, I wrote this and I'll give 10 points to whoever can figure out what I meant.

When freedom glows inside one lonely moment
And stars are shaped to match your lovely torment,
Look up, look up! The sky is made of tears!
Look down, look down! The ground is built on fears!
But no... you sigh and smile... and forget
As if your lonely freedom doesn't fret,
As if the naked pages can escape
And glow despite their useless state,
As if they're blind, they cannot see
That bloodstained ink that kills the glee
Inside their mortal history
Because it doesn't set them free.

2006-11-17 06:15:23 · 5 answers · asked by ava c 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 06:15:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 06:15:18 · 10 answers · asked by eduardo 2 1 in Polls & Surveys

I really want Ouran High School Host Club and Blood + and more, where can I download them for free?

2006-11-17 06:14:54 · 7 answers · asked by king kami 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-17 06:14:50 · 11 answers · asked by taray r 2 in Music

have you ever lit a fart on fire? I have and it straight up burned through my undies! I'm not a pig or a sicko I just wanted to see if it was true, AND IT WAS

2006-11-17 06:14:33 · 17 answers · asked by jillybean 3 in Polls & Surveys

Men, do you like it when your girlfriend/wife wear slutty clothes in public? Do you mind any other women wearing it? What's the first thing that pops in your head when you see a woman dressed this way?

Women, do you mind when your boyfriend/husband wears sweat pants and a crappy t-shirt out in public? What's the first thing you think of when you see a man dressed this way?

2006-11-17 06:14:20 · 6 answers · asked by dyingatwork 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. Have you evar known someone who referred to their significant other as a "special friend"?
2. Have you evar eeted a whole roll of LifeSavers and then felt bad cuz they were all gone?
3. Have you evar petted a shark?

Thank you for answering this Poll from DPN.

2006-11-17 06:14:10 · 8 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

through out history which one would you like to have witnessed? I would have liked to heard hillary chew out bill when she heard about monica!!

2006-11-17 06:13:27 · 5 answers · asked by mongo862001 5 in Polls & Surveys

if he wasn't a transpondster

2006-11-17 06:13:11 · 11 answers · asked by maT 2 in Television

2006-11-17 06:13:09 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They were successful at driving buzz and awareness, but the box office sales had to have been a disappointment.

2006-11-17 06:12:59 · 16 answers · asked by Steak Martini 1 in Movies

Humor and originality are to be praised and evaluated by ME.

2006-11-17 06:12:43 · 4 answers · asked by loon_mallet_wielder 5 in Other - Entertainment