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A very well-built, young, blonde lady was lying on her
Psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how frustrated she was.
"I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a
secretary and failed. I tried being a writer and failed. I tried being a sales
clerk and I failed at that, Too."

The shrink thought for a moment and said, "Everyone needs to live a full,
satisfying life. Why don't you try nursing?"


The girl thinks about this, then bares one of her large, beautiful breasts,
points it at the shrink, and says, "Well,Go ahead. I'll give it a try!"

2006-11-17 06:18:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

LoL...I love blonde jokes.

2006-11-17 06:20:31 · answer #1 · answered by What Do I Know? 3 · 1 0

Most people don't hear the word nursing and think about breast feeding. That term is being used less and less; so why would a blonde assume the more obscure, difficult meaning? You're starting to slip again.

2006-11-17 14:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha blonde jokes are the best

2006-11-17 14:27:37 · answer #3 · answered by dmr1989 2 · 0 0

cute. i like that one.

2006-11-17 14:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0 0

that is funny

2006-11-17 14:22:23 · answer #5 · answered by princess-of-somany 3 · 0 0

lol

2006-11-17 14:23:00 · answer #6 · answered by SwordDancer 5 · 0 0

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