A man and his wife are in bed one night when suddenly they hear a noise from downstairs. Before they have time to react an intruder breaks through the bedroom door and ties them both up in the bed.
The man then casts his eyes over their two naked bodies and slowly leans down to the woman and begins to whisper something in her ear.
After a few seconds the man stands back up and walks into the bathroom and starts to fumble around trying to find something.
At this point the man leans to his wife and says,
“Darling, please do whatever he says, it is for our own good. If he wants sex then give it to him, don’t hold back. If he wants you to perform oral sex just do it. Don’t be scared, I am right here and we will get through this together, oh and dear, you know I love you.”
The wife calmly looks back at him and says,,,
”Thank you for your reassuring words of comfort dear but its ok. He just told me that he is gay and really like the looks of you, he told me he wants sex with you then asked me if we had any Vaseline and I told him that we keep it in the bathroom. Oh and dear, I love you too.”
2006-11-17
05:47:28
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