A man and his wife are in bed one night when suddenly they hear a noise from downstairs. Before they have time to react an intruder breaks through the bedroom door and ties them both up in the bed.
The man then casts his eyes over their two naked bodies and slowly leans down to the woman and begins to whisper something in her ear.
After a few seconds the man stands back up and walks into the bathroom and starts to fumble around trying to find something.
At this point the man leans to his wife and says,
“Darling, please do whatever he says, it is for our own good. If he wants sex then give it to him, don’t hold back. If he wants you to perform oral sex just do it. Don’t be scared, I am right here and we will get through this together, oh and dear, you know I love you.”
The wife calmly looks back at him and says,,,
”Thank you for your reassuring words of comfort dear but its ok. He just told me that he is gay and really like the looks of you, he told me he wants sex with you then asked me if we had any Vaseline and I told him that we keep it in the bathroom. Oh and dear, I love you too.”
2006-11-17 05:47:28 · 12 answers · asked by Stan The Man 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard this before ..... FUNNY !
2006-11-17 05:49:30 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely superb!!!
Good joke and well told,its all in the delivery and like someone else said i have also heard this one but this was a better way.
Good job.
Unlucky for Mr X
2006-11-17 14:05:42 · answer #2 · answered by Ms Dynamite 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did he gain entry through the rear.
if he was a gay burgular i thought he would break in and tidy up.
2006-11-17 13:51:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bring tears to the eyes,
I hope for his sake he found the Vaseline. Ouch!!!
2006-11-17 13:52:57 · answer #4 · answered by researcher 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is pretty funny lol, feel sorry for that guy!
2006-11-17 13:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by ♥PopLock&DropIt♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud funny where did you get it from? cute!!!:)
2006-11-17 13:51:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
me too but its very funny.
2006-11-17 13:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAAAAA, thats really funny.
2006-11-17 15:45:49 · answer #8 · answered by the princess of the world 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too, too funny...
2006-11-17 13:49:57 · answer #9 · answered by ~babes~ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats hot!!!!!
i heard that before but you tell it better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luv that joke
2006-11-17 13:54:44 · answer #10 · answered by Rach Gyllenhaal 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋