Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.
The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude as to stare, the young man whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse, and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand.
She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said, "Clean my house."

2006-11-17 05:34:15 · 17 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Is there a movie out there you thought was soo bad you couldn't believe they had a nerve to make a part 2?

2006-11-17 05:33:56 · 19 answers · asked by ahleeyah7901 1 in Movies

2006-11-17 05:33:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

ganja smoking that is

2006-11-17 05:32:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well the reason I need help is beacuse i saw the song on an arabic music channel(melody hits),the only thing i know about the song is that it is sung by a girl,and the video is basically this girl in a brightly coloured house..made out of lego!lol....she is also playing with lego...so everything she makes is like a mini version of this house shes in! I know this is a lot to ask,..but PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE help me...beacuse i luv this songg...its wikd....snd i wna hear it again...thnkyouuu....x

2006-11-17 05:32:20 · 6 answers · asked by ashie bashie 1 in Music

2006-11-17 05:31:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

It's for a school project, no research required, simple answers.


1) Have you ever heard of distemper virus before? yes or no
2) Do you have pets? What kind of animal are they? Have they ever been vaccinated against Distemper?
3) Who/What gets distemper?
a- humans
b- dogs
c- cats
d- carnivores
4) Has any amimal or person that you know ever had distemper? yes or no
5) Have you ever heard of anyone ever having distemper? yes or no
6) Distemper is not dangerouse because it is just a virus? true or false

Also I need to know how old you are (please don't lie, I need to know because the vaccine was invented in the 60's and people of that generation probobly know more about this virus)

2006-11-17 05:30:53 · 18 answers · asked by rsclflat 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 05:30:44 · 6 answers · asked by pope kalito 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-17 05:30:39 · 23 answers · asked by Romz 1 in Music

2006-11-17 05:29:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

2006-11-17 05:29:55 · 12 answers · asked by your pete 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Was it funny?

2006-11-17 05:29:46 · 14 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Movies

I rap/sing about everything, i rap about the struggles of life,
how people can judge me, how i have potential to unlock,
i also rap/sing about stuff like how i felt on my first crush,
and also how i feel to be an indian rapper and how i feel towards the haters, i talk about the way i felt like i was acheiving something when i first did a concert, etc. etc.,

im heavily influenced by: 2pac, Eminem, Biggie, Linkin Park
and learn from alot of 2pac's and Eminem's songs.

now all i need is a stage name to show all this,
can u all try making suggestions for me please?

2006-11-17 05:29:39 · 17 answers · asked by Home Boy 1 in Music

. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of
helicopters in it.

2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason
why we observe "Daylight Saving Time."

3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of
humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor.

4. The most valuable function performed by the federal government are
entertainment.

5. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely
suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
from her at that moment.

6. A penny saved is worthless.

7. They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace
in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when Earth is hurtling toward
the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a few
microorganisms, the microorganisms living in the Middle East will be bitter
enemies.

8. The most powerful force in the universe is: gossip.

9. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,
religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we
all believe that we are above-average drivers.

10. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a
big deal about your birthday. That time is: age 11.

11. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

12. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want
you to share yours with them.

13. There apparently exists, somewhere in Los Angeles, a computer that
generates concepts for television sitcoms. When TV executives need a new
concept, they turn on this computer; after sorting through millions of possible
plot premises, it spits out, "THREE QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN
AN APARTMENT," and the executives turn this concept into a show. The next time
they need an idea, the computer spits out, "SIX QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG
PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." Then the next time, it spits out, "FOUR QUIRKY
BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." And so on. We need to
locate this computer and destroy it with hammers.

14. Nobody is normal.

15. At least once per year, some group of scientists will become very excited
and announce that:
- The universe is even bigger than they thought!
- There are even more subatomic particles than they thought!
- Whatever they announced last year about global warming is wrong.

16. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not
achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be:
"meetings."

17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is
to annoy people who are not in them.

18. The value of advertising is that it tells you the exact opposite of what
the advertiser actually thinks. For example:
- If the advertisement says "This is not your father's Oldsmobile," the
advertiser is desperately concerned that this Oldsmobile, like all other
Oldsmobile’s, appeals primarily to your father.
- If Coke and Pepsi spend billions of dollars to convince you that there are
significant differences between these two products, both companies realize that
Pepsi and Coke are virtually identical.
- If an advertisement shows a group of cool, attractive youngsters getting
excited and high-fiving each other because the refrigerator contains Sunny
Delight, the advertiser knows that any real youngster who reacted in this way to
this beverage would be considered by his peers to be the world's biggest dip.
- And so on those rare occasions when advertising dares to poke fun at the
product - as in the classic Volkswagen Beetle campaign - it's because the
advertiser actually thinks the product is pretty good. If a politician ever ran
for president under a slogan such as "Harlan Frubert: Basically, He Wants
Attention," I would quit my job to work for his campaign.

19. If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its
glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as
His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

20. You should not confuse your career with your life.

21. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
person.

22. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously.

23. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one
individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often,
that individual is crazy.

24. Your friends love you anyway.

25. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

2006-11-17 05:29:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

anywhere I do not have to pay for music.

2006-11-17 05:29:16 · 6 answers · asked by crazzy myk 1 in Music

*ashley tidale*(actress), hawl nelson(band), zac efron(actor), cole and dylan sprouse(actors), drake bell(actor0, Relient K,(band)Superchick,(band) Fall out boy, The all american rejects, Stellar Kart, Jesse McCartney, **Stevie Borck**(SOO HOT) Volleyball, Mitchel musso, Ashton Kutcher, Does anyone like any of these things or ppl

2006-11-17 05:28:56 · 4 answers · asked by krystallynn1205 2 in Celebrities

Who is your favorite of the actors who have played James Bond? Are you at all bothered that the new James Bond has blonde hair and blue eyes?

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2006-11-17 05:28:16 · 17 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

Not sure of the consequence; maybe a divine intervention.
Would you opt to never feel pain?

2006-11-17 05:28:16 · 32 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 05:28:10 · 17 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 05:27:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 05:26:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I am intrested in the supernatural.And i had alot of experiences.

2006-11-17 05:25:44 · 2 answers · asked by Victorio 2 in Horoscopes

2006-11-17 05:25:38 · 31 answers · asked by Maji 3 in Movies

Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt
nauseous.
"Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!"

She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the
lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody
will see you."

So Little Johnny hauled *** for the door. Less than a minute later, he
returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his
young face.

"Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"

"I didn't have to go that far, mom.

Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE
SICK.''

2006-11-17 05:25:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 05:25:34 · 7 answers · asked by meccamonkey 1 in Television

yes i know children in need is a good thing...but honestly why don't they just move it over to bbc2

2006-11-17 05:25:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-17 05:25:09 · 20 answers · asked by Jessie 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 05:25:06 · 5 answers · asked by cindy a 1 in Television

I still don't know her name but does anyone else think she looks like Daniel Cleaver's bit of stuff in Bridget Jones' Diary. You know, the one who Bridget finds sitting on the side of the bath andwho says "I thought you said she was thin?

2006-11-17 05:24:48 · 3 answers · asked by Cream tea 4 in Television

Yes she is i love her so much she is the best aint nobody better than her. no body can cmpare to her. Ashanti is number one . People always hating on her and stuff let her do her.

2006-11-17 05:24:08 · 14 answers · asked by Ashanti fan 1 in Celebrities