A pint of beer?

Question

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses" in the phone book.

Answer 1

Beware, I got mugged today?
I went shopping at sainsburys in Basingstoke ,
When I was loading my shopping in the car two East European type women came over to me and started to do a strip tease,
then they started to kiss and fondle each other,
I was so shocked at what they were doing I didn't notice a third woman steal all of my shopping and take my wallet out of my pocket.
BEWARE OF THIS SCAM
They are very convincing, I got caught out by this scam Today ,Yesterday, Twice on tuesday, Three times on Monday and five times last weekend

Answer 2

nicely, in accordance to the united kingdom government, 28 'instruments' a week for a guy is the stated optimal. this means that throughout the time of the experience that your cousin is ingesting 3 pints of beer an afternoon at an common of four instruments in keeping with pint he's ingesting eighty 4 instruments a week, i.e. thrice the stated quantity!! tell him to no longer complication approximately it! I used to drink plenty better than that in keeping with day whilst i become 25 and for years after that. Now i'm plenty older yet nevertheless extremely healthy! are not getting me incorrect although. i'm no longer advocating heavy ingesting and easily no longer recommending getting 'blotto'. All i'm asserting is as long as your cousin eats and workouts nicely, he must be ok. he continues to be a youthful guy!

Answer 3

The tension between the sexes is only exacerbated by this joke. I don't advocate cowtowing to women, but neither can I get behind insulting them needlessly. To make matters worse, this joke simply is not funny. Thumbs down.

Answer 4

Although I have heard this one before, it is still really funny to me. I think what makes it funny is that it is laced with such blatant sarcasm throughout.
A little laughter is always good for a person's day!

Answer 5

ha ha you poor blokes
complaining about meaningless sex
nowonder it's so cold today this is the first time ever i heard someone complaining about it

10/10

Answer 6

Hi Pete. Would you like a pint of beer with me tonight....come into my parlour.........

Answer 7

This isn't even a question, but thanks for the tip. I'll surely make it my duty as a citizen to inform my community about this "beer" thing.

Answer 8

i know that is soo true i work in a club i dooooo know thats true

Answer 9

oh that was gooodddd. rofl

Answer 10

ha ha ...but my man ain't playing golf!!!!