Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt
nauseous.
"Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!"
She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the
lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody
will see you."
So Little Johnny hauled *** for the door. Less than a minute later, he
returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his
young face.
"Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"
"I didn't have to go that far, mom.
Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE
SICK.''
2006-11-17 05:25:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny i liked it.... i have a joke about johnny too .... what do you think of this one :'One time, back in the ''day,'' a boy named Johnny was walking to school with his girlfriend. He was trying to impress her, so he said, ''I bet you I can push my father's outhouse into the river.'' She didn't agree with him, so he proved her wrong. Impressed, she walked the rest of the way to school hand in hand with Johnny. That day at school, they studied the story about George Washington and the cherry tree. The moral that they learned was ''never tell a lie''. After school, Johnny went home. When he walked in the door, his dad met him. He said, ''Son, did you push my outhouse into the river?'' Johnny said, ''Dad, I want to be like George Washington and never lie, yes, I did.'' His dad beat him from one end of the house to the other. You could have read the newspaper off of Johnny's rear end. After Johnny was finished sobbing, he asked his father,''Dad, why did you whoop me? I didn't lie. George Washington cut down the cherry tree and didn't lie about it, and he didn't get a whooping.'' Johnny's dad looked at him and said, ''Son, I bet George Washington's dad wasn't sitting in that cherry tree when he cut it down, was he?'''
2006-11-17 05:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by insenergy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-11-17 13:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by kathy p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute
2006-11-17 13:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by Sweetness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rolling in laughter over here
2006-11-17 13:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ick!
2006-11-17 13:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by Lovely Lady 27 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, cool joke!
2006-11-17 13:31:00 · answer #6 · answered by gameboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
Mass?????
2006-11-17 13:28:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute
2006-11-17 13:31:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute and funny~!:-)
2006-11-17 13:29:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋