A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.
The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude as to stare, the young man whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse, and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand.
She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said, "Clean my house."
2006-11-17 05:34:15 · 17 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another top quality joke from one of yahoos best tellers
2006-11-17 05:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-11-17 13:39:22 · answer #2 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a great joke but you gave away the punchline with the title. But its a goodun!
2006-11-17 13:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by Warlock Fiend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would have been funny, except for you telling the punchline first in the title!
2006-11-17 13:57:42 · answer #4 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds just right! us smart women, always tricking the men into something. He should have specified. So do you have 100$??? ;)
2006-11-17 13:47:08 · answer #5 · answered by chikita_couey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could use a man like that!
2006-11-17 13:36:52 · answer #6 · answered by Sammyleggs222 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry 4 swearing .fpmsl 10/10 keep them rolling
2006-11-17 14:02:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done girls. That's a good joke
see women can be smart to
2006-11-17 13:36:40 · answer #8 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mm ... wish I had $100
2006-11-17 13:36:22 · answer #9 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i agree, you gave away the punchline so i was waiting for her to say clean my house..
2006-11-17 13:38:40 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋