A Mormon was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London, England, to Melbourne, Australia.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and Coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
2006-11-17 06:03:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There are choices in life, but this is not one of them. I suppose you are sharp enough to gather that.
2006-11-18 14:06:24 · answer #1 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typically male!
2006-11-17 14:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by None 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Typically male" what a dyke. I thought it was funny.
2006-11-17 14:07:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
goodtimes!
2006-11-17 14:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was dumb
2006-11-18 16:20:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋