The county advertised for a new employee to paint the white lines down the middle of the roads.
A blonde lady was the only applicant and she got the job.
On the first day, she painted an impressive 50 miles of road, and her boss was very proud.
On her second day, she painted 25 miles of road, and her boss thought that was just fine.
On her third day she painted only 15 miles of road, and her boss was starting to get concerned.
On her fourth day she painted a mere 7 miles of road. Her boss asked her why she kept painting less and less road.
"Well," she answered, "each day the paint bucket is further and further away!".
2006-11-17 06:07:33 · 16 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's hilarious!
2006-11-17 06:10:38 · answer #1 · answered by Jessica C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blondes were staring at a pole,a passeby asked them.They said they wanted to measure the height. well to help them, he opened his car, took out a wrench,unscrewed the pole ,laid it down and measured it and told them 9 ft.
after he left one blonde says how stupid we wanted height not length.
2006-11-17 06:14:17 · answer #2 · answered by kinderedman 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love blonde jokes
2006-11-17 06:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by None 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, lmao. Good one.
2006-11-17 06:10:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it before but its still funny lol =]
2006-11-17 08:05:01 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it in Iraq, but still funny!
2006-11-17 06:16:47 · answer #6 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one lol
2006-11-17 06:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-17 06:09:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.
2006-11-17 06:09:09 · answer #9 · answered by robertspraguejr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe
2006-11-17 06:09:01 · answer #10 · answered by Artemiseos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋