A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up.
The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"
"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.
Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.
"Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
2006-11-17 05:57:14 · 15 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An alien dropped his trousers by a zebra crossing and a woman walked straight out in front of a car and got hit,
When the ambulance men came they asked why she did it ?
she said "the little green man was flashing"
2006-11-17 06:10:28 · answer #1 · answered by jabelite 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I laughed at your joke but couldn't figure out what being blonde had to do with it! And it's not because I'm blonde! (honest) That would have been funny without you resorting to being blondeist !
2006-11-17 14:05:45 · answer #2 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them!
Why was the woman's bellybutton bruised?
Because she had a blonde boyfriend!
2006-11-17 14:00:12 · answer #3 · answered by None 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny! hehe
2 blondes walk into a building...
You would have thought 1 of them would he seen it!
Not as good as yours, but i love it!!
2006-11-17 14:03:28 · answer #4 · answered by tonnage 17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it
but its not funny
now youre name
thats funny
but in a bad way
im laughing at you
but if youre like me then you would be laughing too
xxx
2006-11-17 14:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one, keep em comin,
Im a fan and my manure heap just keeps getting bigger and bigger
2006-11-18 15:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by ste53 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kind of funny but not a real LOL
2006-11-17 16:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by t24 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, lol lol
2006-11-17 14:02:35 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg!! that's really funny
2006-11-17 14:02:46 · answer #9 · answered by Dark Sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was "DUMB" for a blonde joke
2006-11-17 14:23:24 · answer #10 · answered by davey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋