Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

I've heard it said many times there's "no such thing as a stupid question". Hasn't YA! dispelled that once and for all?

2006-11-17 08:47:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A state trooper sees a car puttering along at
22 mph and thinks, This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder! So he pulls the car over. There are four elderly ladies in the car, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver says,

"Officer, what seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you should know that driving under the speed limit can be a danger to other drivers."
"I was doing the speed limit exactly - 22 miles an hour!" the old lady says. The trooper, trying not to laugh, explains to her that 22 is the route number not the speed limit. The woman grins sheepishly and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, ma'am, are the other ladies okay? They seem shaken and haven't uttered a peep this whole time."
"Oh, they'll be fine in a minute." The driver says, "we just got
off Route 119."

2006-11-17 08:47:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Last Christmas our Family went to the movie theatre to see "The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe" on Christmas eve. With Christmas just around the bend, I was wondering if anyone knows when the second movie is coming out? Are they doing the trilogy the same as BBC? Will the Prince Caspian and the Voyage of the Dawn Treader be the next movie out?

2006-11-17 08:45:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.

2006-11-17 08:45:45 · 9 answers · asked by zombye11219@sbcglobal.net 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A homo was upstairs having a nice hot bath. When he came downstairs he found his boyfriend with his ar-e in the fridge. What are you doing he asked?
Well I knew you were having a bath and thought you would like to come down and slip into something cool.

2006-11-17 08:45:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 08:45:32 · 3 answers · asked by Donnie Darko (Morbid Thoughts) 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 08:45:15 · 8 answers · asked by kutiepie1115 1 in Celebrities

Employee: Boss can I have the day off tommorow?

Boss: So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be damned if you are going to take that day off!

2006-11-17 08:45:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Yanks doing the "Jitterbug" Or Brits doing "Morris Dancing"?

2006-11-17 08:45:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

2006-11-17 08:44:58 · 2 answers · asked by zombye11219@sbcglobal.net 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I just finished watching it for the first time. Having seen the original Moulin Rouge I was put off by this version the first time I tried to watch it, but after giving this movie a chance, it turned out to be a really interesting and good movie. I would love to see it as a massive stage production.

2006-11-17 08:44:38 · 6 answers · asked by OU812 5 in Movies

How do you prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

2006-11-17 08:44:32 · 3 answers · asked by zombye11219@sbcglobal.net 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't know if I should see 'Stranger than Fiction', 'Babel', or 'Casino Royale'... What do you guys think? Oh, I should maybe mention that I'm a 28 year old female going alone. I'm looking to see something REALLY good and worthwhile... (I don't get to do this often... My son's at his grandmothers tonight)... :-)

2006-11-17 08:44:27 · 15 answers · asked by monie0078 2 in Movies

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

2006-11-17 08:44:05 · 2 answers · asked by zombye11219@sbcglobal.net 1 in Jokes & Riddles

1,Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2,He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3,Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4,Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

5,It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

6,If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

7,Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

8,Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

9,The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

10,A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

11,When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

2006-11-17 08:43:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

HERE KITTY KITTY

2006-11-17 08:43:23 · 1 answers · asked by ~~hmmmm~~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

That's a toughie ... I dunno, Jessica Alba's more perfect, but Dewan is more my type.

2006-11-17 08:43:14 · 15 answers · asked by Donnie Darko (Morbid Thoughts) 1 in Polls & Surveys

Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your *****
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip this on up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her

2006-11-17 08:43:12 · 5 answers · asked by Bella 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 08:43:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

that is if you are a bit crazy, or you feel strange around other people....have you ever been with someone that made you feel calm and happy just like everyone else seems to be?

2006-11-17 08:42:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can I go to college for it or take some classes on it?

2006-11-17 08:41:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How do they make the cat Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch talk? Is it a real cat that they editted, robot, or what?

2006-11-17 08:40:22 · 16 answers · asked by Snaox 1 in Television

2006-11-17 08:40:18 · 53 answers · asked by Hidden 3 in Polls & Surveys

Has anyone cried in school?
Why'd you cry?

I did for the first time today and I feel so sucky right now =\....

2006-11-17 08:39:45 · 26 answers · asked by Lina 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 08:39:43 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Euromillions?

2006-11-17 08:37:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

tantalizing ?

2006-11-17 08:37:48 · 36 answers · asked by Feathery 6 in Polls & Surveys

In my fourth period class we have lots of different debates. On 11/17/06 we had a debate about congress and all that (Civics class) Well today a white student mad a racist comment. Now this is not his first time doing this. There is not one day that go by that this student dont make a racist and unappropriate comment TO a BLACK student. So today he asked this dumb *** question:(why do they have BET and not WET on TV) but yet he sings the songs and do the dances that be on BET. So i got fed up with it and said "shut your fat a*s up, you is so f*c*i*g stupid, if you dont want BET to be on TV why do you sing the song letting people think you like BET" so i got sent out and wrote up just for saying that. And if this other BLACK student says something racist he gets put out and wrote up..........IS THIS FAIR OR NOT?

2006-11-17 08:37:46 · 9 answers · asked by two_steppin_mami_06 1 in Polls & Surveys

one show ever again, then which of the following would you rather be stuck with?
Home Improvement
Saved By the Bell
Smurfs
Speed Racer
Transformers
Robotech
CSI (pick one)
Law&Order (pick one)
the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Invader Zim
Gray's Anatomy
Shark
Meerkat Manor
Sliders
Stargate
General Hospital
All My Children
Queer Eye For the Straight Guy
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Fear Factor
Survivor
Digging For the Truth
Engineering An Empire
Modern Marvels
Naruto
Sailor Moon
Full Metal Alchemist
QVC
(or)
Monty Python's Flying Circus

2006-11-17 08:36:43 · 29 answers · asked by Deus Maxwell 3 in Polls & Surveys

Is the voice to the song that of Oliver Hardy, if not any idea who is singing it?

2006-11-17 08:36:33 · 6 answers · asked by mistickle17 5 in Music