Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

2006-11-17 08:36:05 · 1 answers · asked by AMJ 2 in Movies

My picks would be: Wentworth Miller, Patrick Dempsey, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Johnny Depp and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance. Any of those would have done it for me! Who do YOU think should be SEXIEST MAN this year?

2006-11-17 08:35:14 · 28 answers · asked by mychemicalromancelover 3 in Celebrities

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid said, "Yeah."

The cop said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike." The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

2006-11-17 08:34:54 · 11 answers · asked by warrior12400 1 in Jokes & Riddles

mind you that PS3 has a cell broadband engine, blu ray disk, sixaxis wireless controller, seven controller ports and indescribable graphics and game quality...

2006-11-17 08:34:41 · 8 answers · asked by Shadowfyre 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 08:34:40 · 11 answers · asked by MONDOLUSH 1 in Movies

I had a peanut stuck in my left ear, if you lay on your right side the doctor said, i shall pour hot chocolate down your right ear and the peanut will come out a treat!!

2006-11-17 08:34:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Jordan Knight?

2006-11-17 08:33:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I didn't use profanity, ok, they were making fun of homo's but they didn't erase all the jokes making fun of gays, why just erase two?, were they more horrible?.

2006-11-17 08:32:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am sure dare questions have been asked just as much as "Help I need .... But tell me anyway.

2006-11-17 08:32:33 · 2 answers · asked by BionicNahlege 5 in Polls & Surveys

Or an anti-butt kisser?

I am just noticing a lot of butt kissing going on this week since the VP is in...LOL

2006-11-17 08:32:28 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and what are some of the things you dislike ?

2006-11-17 08:32:27 · 20 answers · asked by Fred 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 08:32:17 · 3 answers · asked by socks 1 in Music

A Scotsman stranded on a desert island comes across a woman who has washed up onto shore. The Scotsman helps the woman and welcomes her to the island.

Later on that day, the woman says, "I don't suppose you smoked before you were stranded on this island, did you?"
The Scotsman explains that he most certainly did smoke before becoming stranded on the island. So, the woman produces a cigarette from her bag, and they enjoy a smoke together.


A little later, the woman says, "I don't suppose you drank before you were stranded on this island, did you?"
The Scotsman explains that he most certainly did drink before becoming stranded on the island. So, the woman produces a flask from her bag, and they enjoy a drink together.

Some time later, the woman says, "So, you've been on this island for ten years without a woman, huh?"
"That's right," says the Scotsman.
The woman continue, "I don't suppose you'd like to play around?"

"Good God woman," exclaimed the Scotsman, "you have a set of golf clubs in that bag too?!?!'

2006-11-17 08:32:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 08:31:38 · 6 answers · asked by Strange Design 5 in Music

V For Vendetta - A History Of Violence - Ultraviolet - Date Movie - Jiminy Glick in Lalawood - Match Point

2006-11-17 08:31:11 · 23 answers · asked by Little KEV 2 3 in Movies

Female Comebacks!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

~~~Thanks for reading. Please vote!

2006-11-17 08:30:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Colonoscopies are no joke , but A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
2. "Can you hear me NOW?"
3. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
4. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
5. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
6. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
7. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
8. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
9. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?

2006-11-17 08:29:58 · 14 answers · asked by Bella 2 in Jokes & Riddles

and were was it.

2006-11-17 08:27:25 · 16 answers · asked by Fred 7 in Polls & Surveys

What are some of the oddest responses you've received to simple questions?
Me to my aunt: Would you like to smell these bath salts? (in a beauty-related store)
My aunt: No thanks, just had a banana.

she took to saying that to everything I (or anynoe else) offered her. The funniest thing was, I seemed to be the only person that heard her say it... so I'd burst out laughing and the generous stranger would just look confused...

Me to a coworker: would you like a new stapler? I just received a bunch.
Coworker: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

2006-11-17 08:27:01 · 5 answers · asked by Eve 4 in Polls & Surveys

you are getting it on.. I am starting to like drum and bass myself. nothing like hiting it to a good bass.. boom booom booom booom yeahhh

2006-11-17 08:26:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was quite impressed compared to their usual stuff which was average. Ayone agree/disagree?

2006-11-17 08:26:08 · 9 answers · asked by life_aint_a_game_10 2 in Music

A press conference is held in the run up to the world cup;
David Beckham: Yeah they are small and white, and i love the minty fresh taste of them.
Reporter shouts from the back of the room: The question was on tactics you idiot!!!

2006-11-17 08:25:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 08:25:34 · 10 answers · asked by kutiepie1115 1 in Celebrities

or do you know what they do for fun? if you do can you let me know i cant help wondering and i dunno why!

2006-11-17 08:25:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's not like the name Sarah T. and the avatar I have chosen are totally original. I don't understand why someone could be mad about that. What should I do?

Should I tell the person to get over themselves?

2006-11-17 08:25:11 · 11 answers · asked by Sarah T 3 in Polls & Surveys

anything,good friday queston!

2006-11-17 08:24:46 · 11 answers · asked by jamale f 1 in Music

The Beatles have a new album out. It's a mix of most of their songs, which the legendary George Martin came out of retirement to produce! Oasis also have their new album released. I like Oasis but they're not a patch on the Beatles, so I hope that The Beatles reign supreme!

2006-11-17 08:24:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Loose shoes,
Tight puppy,
and a warm place to sleep (or is it shlit?)

I get the loose shoes and warm place to (whatever), but what's with the "tight puppy"???

can anyone help me?

2006-11-17 08:23:13 · 6 answers · asked by Zippy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 08:22:11 · 9 answers · asked by kutiepie1115 1 in Celebrities

He sounds like a girl but looks like a man, so he fits perfectly, don't you think?

2006-11-17 08:21:15 · 26 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys