On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid said, "Yeah."
The cop said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike." The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
2006-11-17 08:34:54 · 11 answers · asked by warrior12400 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA
2006-11-17 08:39:17 · answer #1 · answered by www.Write-A-Murderer.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one,great come back for the kid and gutsy.
2006-11-17 16:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's really funny
smart kid
2006-11-17 22:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha clever little boy.
2006-11-17 16:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by Beebee07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-17 16:37:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
2006-11-17 16:37:45 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Ywanica ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great jokes.
2006-11-17 16:56:22 · answer #7 · answered by lola7737 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
owwch burn lol
2006-11-17 16:39:01 · answer #8 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-11-17 16:39:54 · answer #9 · answered by me myself and i 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!
2006-11-17 16:37:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋