Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
~~~Thanks for reading. Please vote!
2006-11-17 08:30:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thumbs up! your trying to help us from all those
lamos out there in the world! good job!
2006-11-17 09:11:35 · answer #1 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Again....another hilarious one! i'll give u a thumbs up!
2006-11-17 16:36:08 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the whats your sign 1! that is hilarious! thanx for sharin!
2006-11-17 16:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up! lol its cute!
2006-11-17 16:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not sexist so LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA
ah men, why do we try!
2006-11-17 16:36:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, these were pretty funny!!! :) Thumbs up for you
2006-11-17 16:46:53 · answer #6 · answered by straykat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez dude. Thanks for all the help!
2006-11-17 16:33:22 · answer #7 · answered by WHY? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-11-17 20:12:52 · answer #8 · answered by KITZYA R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks! I needed the laugh!!
2006-11-17 17:41:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋