Ralph and Mary neared their 50th
wedding anniversity.
"Ralph, that is just so wonderful," said
the minister, "And in this day and age.
Could you share the secrets of such
longevity with our congregation?"
"I always treated Mary with respect,"
explained Ralph, "I spent money on her.
And, I would take her on frequent trips."
"That is just so wonderful," said the
minister, "And where would you take
your wife?"
"On our 25th anniversity, I up and took
her to Bejiing China," beamed Ralph.
"That is just so wonderful," said the
minister, "And what are you going to
do for your wife on your 50th?"
"Well," replied Ralph, "I'm fixing to
go get her."
2006-11-17
09:02:50
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