2006-11-17 09:05:34 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is
flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops
her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag... " Damn!" says
the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find
some.
Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did
you get all that money?" "Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old
lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football
stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes,
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big pair of hedge clippers, and each time someone sticks his little thingy
through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop.
the other bag? tnot all of them pay.........
2006-11-17 09:12:58 · update #1
chill out!!!!!!!!!! I hope it's worth waiting for
2006-11-17 09:14:15 · update #2
LOL weird joke but still a little funny,,,the other bag is full of peckers she cut off with her clipper i suppose...gross..where is going with those bags anyway?
2006-11-17 09:17:21 · answer #1 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
not that one again (groan groan) hear hope u like this one...
Stolen Peaches
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: a can of peaches.
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, " What is it? "
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
2006-11-24 01:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Great! Finally, a good idea for us to do when half the city parks around our house for the 4th of July fireworks show! Thanks
2016-05-21 23:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Both bags are usefull, one full of money the other full of pleasure for the Granny.
2006-11-17 10:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Legs crossed here is my $20 Ouch!!!
2006-11-23 05:34:47 · answer #5 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's funny Edd.
2006-11-23 08:47:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
OUCH THE POOR MEN WITHOUT WINKYS, THATS TOO FUNNY .LMFAO
2006-11-17 11:07:20 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♥♥you rock my world ♥♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHAT A DICKENS OF A JOKE
2006-11-23 11:36:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no it wasnt worth waitting for because i saw that one earlier today.
2006-11-17 10:18:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
very good! gave me a good chuckle!
2006-11-25 03:18:03 · answer #10 · answered by jenzi_e 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋