Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!

The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?

He says, "I don't care. Just get the fcuk out."

2006-11-17 08:58:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 08:57:17 · 18 answers · asked by KenlKoff 6 in Television

2006-11-17 08:56:48 · 13 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

capricorn ???

2006-11-17 08:56:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

After the spice girls??

2006-11-17 08:55:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A young courting couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll his lustful desire rises to a peak. He is is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to have a piss." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK why don't you go behind this hedge." She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge.

As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer he reaches through a gap in the foliage, his hand touching her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God Mary have you changed your sex?!" "No," she replies, "I've changed my mind, I'm having a **** instead."

2006-11-17 08:55:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

BATMAN ASKS ROBIN, 'WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS LAXATIVES WITH HOLY WATER?"

"HOLY CRAP, BATMAN, WHO KNOWS?"

2006-11-17 08:54:23 · 18 answers · asked by scrubbag 7 in Jokes & Riddles

By looks, actions or feelings?

People tell me I have the eyes of gara off of naruto! Just imagine them with out the black outlining.

How about you?

2006-11-17 08:53:38 · 10 answers · asked by Wandering Sage 6 in Comics & Animation

the husband gently rubbed his wifes arm, and tapped her on the shoulder. His wife said, "sorry honey, i have a gaenocologist appointment tomorrow, and i want to stay fresh."
Feeling rejected, the husband rolls over, tries to sleep. A few moments later, he gently taps his wife on the shoulder again, and whispers in her ear "do you have a Dentist appointment as well?"

2006-11-17 08:53:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 08:53:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Finnley Cole
or
Elliot Cole

2006-11-17 08:53:15 · 40 answers · asked by angelic1302 3 in Polls & Surveys

When they kidnapped Zoe? who had her, how did they get her back, how long was she gone?

By the end of the show who was still working directly for the president? - I know c.j. was still working for him, where did tobey go? why did josh leave?

I stopped watching around the time they kidnapped zoe so anything you can tell me after that would help thanks.

2006-11-17 08:53:13 · 4 answers · asked by Help Me! 3 in Television

Finnley Cole
or
Elliot Cole

2006-11-17 08:52:54 · 11 answers · asked by angelic1302 3 in Polls & Surveys

Charles drives to Buckingham Palace to see his mother. As he enters the palace, a corgi jumps out and is squashed under his car. He gets out and sees a horrible sight. The dog is totally mutilated and very dead. He thinks what can I do. Mother will be devestated, it was her favourite dog. Just then he sees something shining, half burried in the ground. He pulls it out of the ground, and finds that it is an old lamp. He rubs some of the dirt off of it. Then! Out pops a Genie. Who says "I am the genie of the lamp and I will grant you one wish". Charles thinks for a moment. Then he says "repair this dog back to its original condition before I ran it over and bring it back to life". The Genie looked at the corgi, sighed, and said "I know I am a genie and do magic, but even I cant do that, the dog is completely squashed and cant be repaired. Make another wish." Charles thinks. "OK he says. Make my wife Camilla beautiful". and the genie says "Lets have another look at that dog".

2006-11-17 08:52:46 · 25 answers · asked by David H 6 in Jokes & Riddles

if so what is your favourite? webcomics or books?

just interested.

2006-11-17 08:52:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.

2006-11-17 08:52:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.

2006-11-17 08:52:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.

2006-11-17 08:51:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.

2006-11-17 08:51:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 08:51:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is there any fans out there??????? i miss the program sooooo much i have them all on video but i so wish they could of kept on doing it, although better to go out on a high i guess but has any one got any thoughts on how it could of continued

2006-11-17 08:51:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.

What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.

2006-11-17 08:50:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 08:50:48 · 6 answers · asked by Roy S 3 in Jokes & Riddles

1. Mad World - Gary Jules (2001)
2. What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong (1968)
3. Stand By Me - The Temptations (196?)
4. Take on Me - a-ha (1985)
5. I'll Be There - Jackson 5 (1970)
6. Always on my Mind - Elvis Presley (19?)
7. Is There Something I Should Know? - Duran Duran (1983)
8. Together in Electric Dreams - Human League (1985)
9. If You Leave - OMD (1986)
10. Don't Bring Me Down - ELO (1979)
11. Such Great Heights - The Postal Service (2003)
12. And She Was - Talking Heads (1985)
13. Tolerance Level - Sage Francis (200?)
14. Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears (1985)
15. Intergalactic - Beastie Boys (1998)
16. Dare - Gorillaz (2005)
17. But Not Tonight - Depeche Mode (1985)
18. Gates of Steel - Devo (1980)
19. Mr. Brightside - The Killers (2004)
20. Numb - Linkin Park (2003)

2006-11-17 08:50:14 · 13 answers · asked by Donnie Darko (Morbid Thoughts) 1 in Music

fall out boy released their new songe, this ain't a scene, it's a arms race.
omg, i love it alot! and can't wait for the new cd!
BUT, its just not fall out boy. they changed their style alot.
i don't think they should have changed their style.
the song is like the greatest, but it doesn't sound like the old fall out boy i love.
okay, you heard my opinion, now i want to hear yours. =]
PLEASE, no mean comments on how much you hate fall out boy, because i LOVE them

2006-11-17 08:50:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Who was the most entertaining to watch scream & almost die of fright? Dean G, yesterday, or Paul B from one of the previous series?

2006-11-17 08:49:52 · 11 answers · asked by David 5 in Television

i am one who thinks that if it were not for barbara walters that show would have been off the air LONG AGO... it's boring... its a bunch of women competing for attention!!

2006-11-17 08:49:35 · 10 answers · asked by mmm..whynot 3 in Television

Does anyone know where to COPY the music sheet for BoA Kwon-Winter Love?? plz help only the music sheet so i can play it on the PIANO. plz plz plz plz help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2006-11-17 08:49:28 · 2 answers · asked by Julia 2 in Music

1,Pass My Shotgun

2,Psychotic Mood Shift

3,Perpetual Munching Spree

4,Puffy Mid Section

5,Provide Me with Sweets

6,Pardon My Sobbing

7,Pass My Suitcase

8,Purchase More Shoes

9,People May Suffer

10,Pimples May Surface

11,Pass My Sweat pants

12,Pissy Mood Syndrome

13, Plainly - Men Suck

14, People Make me Sick

15, Putting up with Men's $hit

and my favourite...

16, Potential Murder Suspect! :)

2006-11-17 08:49:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I just registered on lads mag website reactmag dot com. It's all free and a good site with some interesting stuff, but is the registration procedure a bit over the top ?

2006-11-17 08:48:19 · 3 answers · asked by denzzuk 2 in Magazines