Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
2006-11-17 08:52:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-11-17 08:54:31 · answer #1 · answered by www.Write-A-Murderer.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.
Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind about learning math?"
The son looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."
2006-11-17 08:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Needs a little work
2006-11-17 08:54:09 · answer #3 · answered by lost in translation. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one...thanks for 2 pts
2006-11-17 08:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by Betty Boop 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BWaha
2006-11-17 08:56:33 · answer #5 · answered by dreson k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay dude. Seriously. You gotta stop.
SO bad. So, so, so bad.
2006-11-17 08:53:16 · answer #6 · answered by ekinevel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, simple, but cute
2006-11-17 08:52:55 · answer #7 · answered by Sara mary jane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, oldie, but goodie
2006-11-17 08:54:00 · answer #8 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL that's funny
2006-11-17 08:53:57 · answer #9 · answered by angelkitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice.
2006-11-17 08:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋