Charles drives to Buckingham Palace to see his mother. As he enters the palace, a corgi jumps out and is squashed under his car. He gets out and sees a horrible sight. The dog is totally mutilated and very dead. He thinks what can I do. Mother will be devestated, it was her favourite dog. Just then he sees something shining, half burried in the ground. He pulls it out of the ground, and finds that it is an old lamp. He rubs some of the dirt off of it. Then! Out pops a Genie. Who says "I am the genie of the lamp and I will grant you one wish". Charles thinks for a moment. Then he says "repair this dog back to its original condition before I ran it over and bring it back to life". The Genie looked at the corgi, sighed, and said "I know I am a genie and do magic, but even I cant do that, the dog is completely squashed and cant be repaired. Make another wish." Charles thinks. "OK he says. Make my wife Camilla beautiful". and the genie says "Lets have another look at that dog".
2006-11-17 08:52:46 · 25 answers · asked by David H 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You evil sod, 5 stars.
2006-11-17 08:56:05 · answer #1 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-11-17 08:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by nikki 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very very good 8/10
2006-11-17 08:55:56 · answer #3 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats well funny hahahahahahahaha
2006-11-17 08:58:40 · answer #4 · answered by Summerbreeze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went to a muslim birthday party last night it was a good night but i gotta be honest i hated the pass the parcel part lol
2006-11-17 08:57:04 · answer #5 · answered by towerlad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke (in one form or another) is so OLD it's got whiskers on it (don't give up the day job).
2006-11-17 09:12:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha yeah that is cold blooded! Funny!
2006-11-17 08:56:22 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no it's not funny. People don't like to hear about animals getting hurt and dying like that to beging with.
2006-11-17 08:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by Atousa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny.....liked Diana better than Camilla ....that joke was so funny!!
2006-11-17 15:46:36 · answer #9 · answered by jark79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep like it
2006-11-17 08:56:23 · answer #10 · answered by bengimog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋