the husband gently rubbed his wifes arm, and tapped her on the shoulder. His wife said, "sorry honey, i have a gaenocologist appointment tomorrow, and i want to stay fresh."
Feeling rejected, the husband rolls over, tries to sleep. A few moments later, he gently taps his wife on the shoulder again, and whispers in her ear "do you have a Dentist appointment as well?"
2006-11-17 08:53:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee, lol
One day a mother in law went to visit her son and his new bride. she let herself in with the spare key and was shocked to find her daughter in law sprawled on the sofa, naked. Mother in law asked her why she was naked and lying on the sofa. Because this is the what your son likes me to wear when he comes home, he calls it my love dress she replied. But you're naked said the mother in law. Yes, but when your son comes home from work and sees me we wearing the love dress he goes wild and we make mad passionate love for 4 hours. Upon hearing this the mother in law leaves and when she reaches her home, she removes her clothes and lies down on the sofa to wait for her husband. Her husband returns and finds his wife naked on the sofa, and asks what are you doing? The wife answers this is my love dress. The husband says, it needs ironing, now wheres my dinner!!!
2006-11-17 09:06:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, not 2 funny. I prefer the joke 4rm MAZE!!!
2006-11-17 09:43:45 · answer #2 · answered by genipabu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he deserves lip service!
2006-11-17 09:37:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-11-17 15:02:34 · answer #4 · answered by ImperfectPiinkiish♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one!
2006-11-17 08:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha leave it to a man!
2006-11-17 08:54:39 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lolz, so like a guy. Funny, funny...
2006-11-17 09:18:24 · answer #7 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats me with my husband sometimes,lol.
2006-11-17 08:57:46 · answer #8 · answered by neha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, I bet if she said she had a headache he would know how to fix that too...
2006-11-17 09:15:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, thats something a guy would say too
2006-11-17 08:56:49 · answer #10 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋