She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes happen around the home, she moved.
She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
So I'll pass the question to you. Is she to dumb to be blonde?
2006-11-17 09:00:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She also fired into the air.....................and missed!
2006-11-17 09:05:21 · answer #1 · answered by mindtelepathy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!!
There are some very intelligent blonde's out there.
Samantha carter in stargate.
Yes OK she is a fictional character but someones got to help them poor blonde's......
2006-11-17 17:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's exactly how blondes are, lol... No offense though. But yeah, she's as blonde as blonde gets.
2006-11-17 17:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two extra points to ponder.
Did she study three days for a blood test and still fail?
has she ever tried to throw herself on the floor and missed?
Yes? Hmmmmmmm.........
2006-11-17 17:06:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe she just passed the bar exam for blondes...LOL
2006-11-17 18:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by Melisa H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so stereotypical!! But yes, lots of blondes are smart, (including me), so 'she' is too dumb to be blonde!
2006-11-17 17:11:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, she is a Brunette who wanted to be blond, so she dyed her hair and it worked.
2006-11-17 17:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
But I'm kind of offended because I'm a blonde
2006-11-17 17:04:24 · answer #8 · answered by lost in translation. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, she rate's right up there with a blonde . lmao , sorry girl's .
2006-11-17 17:04:09 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She sounds intellegent to me..... all those could happen to anyone....i know someone that all those things happened to....you must know her
2006-11-17 23:54:32 · answer #10 · answered by jark79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UMMMM, NO! thats how all blondes are!!! hehehe
2006-11-17 17:03:58 · answer #11 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋