2006-11-17 09:09:17 · 9 answers · asked by petriw 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two- one to change it, the other one to scratch its bottom. :-)
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
2006-11-17 10:22:03 · answer #1 · answered by msdrosi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none is the best, for as soon as you have a monkey, the light bulb will be broken.
2006-11-17 17:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by merviedz trespassers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The absense of an opposable thumb make the task all but impossible. Unless you can find one that can devise makeshift tools. Not an ordinary one but one like that MacGyver dude.
2006-11-17 17:15:58 · answer #3 · answered by KenlKoff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think all in the world because not to be mean but monkeys are very duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbb
2006-11-17 17:12:09 · answer #4 · answered by rox-ee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monkeys lead very busy, fascinating lives, and have no time for that crap.
2006-11-17 17:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by loserplatz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one?
2006-11-17 17:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmm,i'll have to think about that for a second................. i dont know!
2006-11-17 17:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you ask "apes" I'd say one, but monkeys... Idk... none, they're like: Duhhhh.....*drools*
2006-11-17 17:11:36 · answer #8 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
?????
2006-11-17 17:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by maria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋