A Scotsman stranded on a desert island comes across a woman who has washed up onto shore. The Scotsman helps the woman and welcomes her to the island.
Later on that day, the woman says, "I don't suppose you smoked before you were stranded on this island, did you?"
The Scotsman explains that he most certainly did smoke before becoming stranded on the island. So, the woman produces a cigarette from her bag, and they enjoy a smoke together.
A little later, the woman says, "I don't suppose you drank before you were stranded on this island, did you?"
The Scotsman explains that he most certainly did drink before becoming stranded on the island. So, the woman produces a flask from her bag, and they enjoy a drink together.
Some time later, the woman says, "So, you've been on this island for ten years without a woman, huh?"
"That's right," says the Scotsman.
The woman continue, "I don't suppose you'd like to play around?"
"Good God woman," exclaimed the Scotsman, "you have a set of golf clubs in that bag too?!?!'
2006-11-17 08:32:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ah,Scotland - the home of the most beautiful game....
2006-11-17 08:35:43 · answer #1 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but a little dissapointed. I was exptecing a better finish
2006-11-17 08:35:04 · answer #2 · answered by Zach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha she has mary poppins bag lol
2006-11-17 08:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-17 08:36:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny lol
2006-11-17 08:34:54 · answer #5 · answered by Jo. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So so old, but funnyish!
2006-11-17 08:37:06 · answer #6 · answered by Cold Bird 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-17 08:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋