Colonoscopies are no joke , but A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
2. "Can you hear me NOW?"
3. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
4. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
5. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
6. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
7. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
8. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
9. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?
2006-11-17 08:29:58 · 14 answers · asked by Bella 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How about, "This is just a bunch of $hit, Doc!"
2006-11-17 08:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by Yahoo Answerer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The technician will stand the position she will be able to make sure your butt as obviously as conceivable. Supposedly she shouldn't see you bare from the front through draping yet plan on her seeing the completed monty. With all the transferring round in the course of the colonoscopy there's no thanks to avert her from seeing your penis flopping round. All technicians and nurses declare to not observe and by no potential experience aroused by your nudity yet i recognize a lot of them and they secretly and quietly savour each and every second of it. yet they nonetheless declare to be experts. in case you do not favor women people observing your butt and your penis do not get a colonoscopy. there's no way round it because that is a women people's international and easily their convenience and morals are considered.
2016-11-29 05:44:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorites are numbers 6, 7 and 9...hahahaha
2006-11-17 08:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by Alias G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there? LOL
2006-11-17 08:31:32 · answer #4 · answered by MIA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 9 is hilarious! LOL!
2006-11-17 08:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no they are no joke been there. But they put me out thank goodness it is hard to say what i could have said. Good one thanks for the laugh.
Nothing like having cranialrectitis
2006-11-17 08:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you usin the whole fist doc?
i didnt know fist could be a verb...
2006-11-17 08:32:31 · answer #7 · answered by supahtforyou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao hahahah, ppl are so witty sometimes! lmao again best joke today thx
2006-11-17 08:32:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2006-11-17 08:32:44 · answer #9 · answered by nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everything come out ok?
2006-11-17 08:31:11 · answer #10 · answered by timmy43410 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋