A state trooper sees a car puttering along at
22 mph and thinks, This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder! So he pulls the car over. There are four elderly ladies in the car, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver says,
"Officer, what seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you should know that driving under the speed limit can be a danger to other drivers."
"I was doing the speed limit exactly - 22 miles an hour!" the old lady says. The trooper, trying not to laugh, explains to her that 22 is the route number not the speed limit. The woman grins sheepishly and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, ma'am, are the other ladies okay? They seem shaken and haven't uttered a peep this whole time."
"Oh, they'll be fine in a minute." The driver says, "we just got
off Route 119."
2006-11-17 08:47:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH, I HEARD THAT BEFORE!
ITS CUTE
2006-11-17 09:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny Joke...I liked that.
2006-11-17 16:51:26 · answer #2 · answered by mattsorumsbiggestfan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha dis is funny
2006-11-17 16:51:20 · answer #3 · answered by euge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good , funny .
2006-11-17 16:52:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-17 20:18:58 · answer #5 · answered by Y! Jennifer! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nice ;)
2006-11-17 16:50:37 · answer #6 · answered by Huliganjetta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋