Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your *****
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip this on up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
2006-11-17 08:43:12 · 5 answers · asked by Bella 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
21. No glove no love
22. Before you do dat, put on a hat
2006-11-17 08:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by arrizona 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-21 23:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it expesially 1 2 7 10 12 lol love the list
2006-11-17 08:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like no. 7
2006-11-17 08:45:53 · answer #4 · answered by draftboyg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are so funny! got anymore?
2006-11-17 09:30:04 · answer #5 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋