Employee: Boss can I have the day off tommorow?
Boss: So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be damned if you are going to take that day off!
2006-11-17 08:45:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow!! Finally, a joke about my former boss!!
2006-11-17 08:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask your boss "What's your point." You still haven't asnwered my question. And if he's so concerned about it, then what the hell is he doing there, since he's already figured out that you are only 1 day available for work which means he is also. In his words "I'll be damned if you are going to take the day off!" Well, that sounds like a personal problem for him which has nothing to do with you. LOL
2006-11-17 16:56:21 · answer #2 · answered by what attitude? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Never thought of that! Good one!
2006-11-17 16:50:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn, that boss put a lot of thought into his answer!
2006-11-17 17:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol the boss is pretty smart if he can do all that math in his head..
2006-11-17 16:47:20 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋