1,Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2,He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3,Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4,Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
5,It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
6,If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
7,Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
8,Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
9,The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
10,A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
11,When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
2006-11-17 08:43:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you are not a stand up comedian you should be. Must get to bed 11.30 pm in Scotland will check if you have more jokes tomorrow. Toodleoothenoo.Hootsman its a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht.
2006-11-17 10:36:20 · answer #1 · answered by terrano 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol love em
2006-11-17 08:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are pretty clever!!
2006-11-17 08:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are great!!
2006-11-17 09:26:23 · answer #4 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋