Education & Reference - 2 March 2007

2007-03-02 07:09:16 · 2 answers · asked by ayan 1 in Trivia

New dramatic theory model:

C = T + dmt(x)

This replaces the Shakesperean model that goes like this

C=Weddings

T=Death

Where C = comedy and T = tragedy and d = distance and m=mood and t =time and x = number of objects in your mouth and or esophagus

R=Ruch Factor (Although objects in mouth are comedic, objects in esophagus are tragic)

Here is the fully developed thereom and its two corollaries and one coronary.

Corsini Correlative

C = T + dmt(x)

1st Corollary of the Corsini Correlative

dmt(x) - R = C

2nd Coronary of the Corsini Correlative

Rx +dmt(x)= T

3rd Corollary of the Corsini Correlative

dmt=silent swearing

Silent swearing is not inherently funny. But when one applies the Heisenberg Uncertainty theory, it is funny. Especially if the observer is wearing a lab coat and protective goggles and the observed dances around holding one foot.

2007-03-02 07:08:32 · 4 answers · asked by Pluto Corsini 2 in Words & Wordplay

could you please let e know if its effective and worth spending the time learning how to do it. Also are there any good websites for free tools for it etc

2007-03-02 07:07:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2007-03-02 07:05:15 · 15 answers · asked by ride_colorado 1 in Trivia

2007-03-02 07:05:12 · 34 answers · asked by punk101 2 in Quotations

2007-03-02 07:04:50 · 18 answers · asked by ride_colorado 1 in Trivia

2007-03-02 07:04:21 · 13 answers · asked by ride_colorado 1 in Trivia

2007-03-02 07:03:41 · 29 answers · asked by ride_colorado 1 in Trivia

I'm writing my own plan for a school district. I'd love to hear opinions from students, teachers, and parents alike. What are some things you like about the district you are in and what are some things you would change?

2007-03-02 06:59:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

for religious freedom

2007-03-02 06:59:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

and why would anyone use a different type of cream when making something. there's like single cream and double cream. what are they and what's the difference

2007-03-02 06:55:49 · 2 answers · asked by babyfairypink 2 in Homework Help

I do not mind going to school for a couple of years beyond these first two but want the best play off in the end. I was planning on changing majors but I am not for sure? I think this degree can be of benefit to me and I am enjoying these business courses. I want this degree to really work for me in the future?!

2007-03-02 06:55:35 · 2 answers · asked by nix 26 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-03-02 06:53:37 · 10 answers · asked by Nate D 1 in Other - Education

I need to research something for my english class i researched anorexia last time. Does anyone have a topic that might interest me?

2007-03-02 06:51:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

does ne 1 else think they term atheist is misused? i think many people dont know the word agnostic, which would better suit most peoples description of themselves when they call themselves atheist., i just dont think a lot of people know what agnostic means.

2007-03-02 06:50:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

i have make a travel brochure about odyssues travles in the odyssey for my comp class. if you know anything about where odyssyes travled to please let me know you help is appreciated.

2007-03-02 06:50:39 · 4 answers · asked by Courtney T 2 in Homework Help

I'm writing my own plan for a school district. I would like opinions from parents, teachers, and students. What kind of scheduling (in your opinion) is best for elementary, middle and high school? Do you like block scheduling or not? Why or why not? What do you like about the scheduling in your school and what would you change? Thanks.

2007-03-02 06:47:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Primary & Secondary Education

homework question.. please answer!! thnx... mwaahz!!

2007-03-02 06:45:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

1.Who are the two men who arrive in town to look at Hester on the pillory and that she later recognizes?


2.Where was Hester’s husband while she was having an affair?


3.Why, in your opinion, has Hester not provided the identity of the father to the magistrate (judge)?


4.What is her official punishment?

5.How does the author feel about the magistrates and religious leaders that sit in judgment of Hester? Is it positive or negative? Give 2 examples from the text.


6.What does John Wilson want to do to Hester? What prevents him from doing so?


7.Describe Reverend Dimmesdale.


8.Why is it ironic that Dimmesdale is questioning and accusing Hester?


9.How would you feel if you were in Rev. Dimmesdale’s position?


10.What will happen if the boy’s father is not named?


11.Why causes the interior of the prison to have a “lurid gleam” at the end of the chapter?

2007-03-02 06:45:00 · 9 answers · asked by coco2207@sbcglobal.net 1 in Homework Help

why do we have daylight savings what is it for.

2007-03-02 06:44:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Primary & Secondary Education

I have an apartment, I have a car, bills. etc. I usually work full time and go to school part time. But now that I'm laid off, and this Part time semester has started there's no way for me to go full time, especially since next semester I'm going to a different school for my Bachelor's. Is there such a thing, as living allowances, loans, and things of the sort, that could help me finish school, and take care of my family. I don't have any family or parents, or anything like that I can depend on so that's not an option. I live in Massachusetts, if that helps. Don't tell me to look on the internet, or check with my school, because I already have. Real respectul and informative answers are appreciated.

2007-03-02 06:43:13 · 4 answers · asked by Readredreed 2 in Financial Aid

2007-03-02 06:40:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Primary & Secondary Education

I would learn to speak english better

2007-03-02 06:39:50 · 2 answers · asked by giuseppe fr. 1 in Other - Education

online

2007-03-02 06:39:50 · 2 answers · asked by jill c 1 in Financial Aid

I need to know how to solve the following problem. I don't just want the answer. I need to know and understand the process.

A person stands on a bathroom scale in a motionless elevator. When the elevator begins to move, the scale breifly reads only .75 of the person's regular weight. Calculate the acceleration of the elevator, and find the direction of acceleration.

2007-03-02 06:39:26 · 2 answers · asked by Cambree 3 in Homework Help

2007-03-02 06:38:45 · 5 answers · asked by smudge 2 in Words & Wordplay

because there is people who is asking me

2007-03-02 06:36:57 · 2 answers · asked by sherpooh2001 3 in Trivia

When I was young there was a little thing to say that made you remember what months had 31 days. I cant remember it for the life of me. My daughter is trying to learn about that right now and I think it would be helpful for her. Does anyone know it????

2007-03-02 06:36:06 · 6 answers · asked by Elizabeth 2 in Teaching

I'm looking for a list of classes I should take as a high schooler.

2007-03-02 06:34:10 · 3 answers · asked by Barbie G 1 in Higher Education (University +)

well my horror movie that i have directed so far is about a girl that moves house goes 2 a new school.in that school there is a science teacher who is growing aliens inside the eggs and she breaks them by accident.therefore she says she has detention and tries to kill her but doesnt succed.i was gna call it the attack but its 2 simple.PLZ HELP WIV THE TITLE DAT WILL BE PERFECT FOR THIS FILM.

2007-03-02 06:32:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Primary & Secondary Education