Is the following dramatic theory correct?

Question

New dramatic theory model:

C = T + dmt(x)

This replaces the Shakesperean model that goes like this

C=Weddings

T=Death

Where C = comedy and T = tragedy and d = distance and m=mood and t =time and x = number of objects in your mouth and or esophagus

R=Ruch Factor (Although objects in mouth are comedic, objects in esophagus are tragic)

Here is the fully developed thereom and its two corollaries and one coronary.

Corsini Correlative

C = T + dmt(x)

1st Corollary of the Corsini Correlative

dmt(x) - R = C

2nd Coronary of the Corsini Correlative

Rx +dmt(x)= T

3rd Corollary of the Corsini Correlative

dmt=silent swearing

Silent swearing is not inherently funny. But when one applies the Heisenberg Uncertainty theory, it is funny. Especially if the observer is wearing a lab coat and protective goggles and the observed dances around holding one foot.

Answer 1

I'd have to say yes, given that C - dmt almost certainly = T at some point.

Answer 2

Does schizophrenia run in your family? You made some interesting remarks that may or may not be sane. Talk to a mental health care professional or a professor of Shakespearean literature. One is bound to know where you're coming from.

Answer 3

Why weren't there cool drugs like you are taking when I was a young idiot??

Answer 4

E=MC2