Education & Reference - 28 November 2006

The Declaration of Silly Laws


I, the ruler of the World, do declare that this official document shall be law followed by all but myself. I would like to first address the Schools. Every school on Earth shall serve free Ice Cream and Mountain Dew every day, and lunch will also be free but the food will be encapsulated like pills to be swallowed with the Ice Cream and Mountain Dew. Furthermore, every student (Save Me) will wear a pink Tutu with green and orange striped pants; the shirt and shoes will be yellow. The teachers will be lenient as far as rules go, ensuring that the students will not get into fights but are allowed to play all manner of games, and are allowed beverages such as Mountain Dew. Learning will be important; teachers must instruct students on the proper drinking methods of Soda, and the correct use of Computers and Televisions which include games and funny or scary movies. Next in line is work. All employees will be allowed to sit at home all day and drink the-

2006-11-28 08:39:55 · 6 answers · asked by Mo 4 in Homework Help

okey im planning to get back to school for this semester, is it possible that i can get a transcript from my previous college for credits earned even if my loan has not been paid off yet, but in process for payments? I really need those credits...please help..=)

2006-11-28 08:37:39 · 9 answers · asked by Jane 2 in Financial Aid

The editor of my essay wrote, "Try not using the word "is" so much". Well what would I replace the word "is" or how should rephrase this:

Ayn Rand is an author of many novels and also the founder of the Objectivist philosophy.

2006-11-28 08:31:26 · 12 answers · asked by summer lovin 1 in Words & Wordplay

"To be happy, do not add to your possessions, but subtract from your desires."

Thanks for your help.

2006-11-28 08:31:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations

2006-11-28 08:30:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

2006-11-28 08:30:54 · 7 answers · asked by Deonte 2 in Trivia

2006-11-28 08:29:47 · 2 answers · asked by urzalwayz5646 4 in Homework Help

2006-11-28 08:28:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

im doing a shcool project and i need some help with facts about egypt

2006-11-28 08:27:57 · 12 answers · asked by cutie 2 in Homework Help

2006-11-28 08:27:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Primary & Secondary Education

i need to write a backround research report on my topic but i cannot find ANY information. If you know anything about this topic or someplace where i can find info please tell me. it will be greatly appreciated.

thanks!!

2006-11-28 08:27:23 · 7 answers · asked by Franco G 2 in Homework Help

2006-11-28 08:26:25 · 7 answers · asked by Mark L 1 in Homework Help

Iam staying in Los Angeles.

2006-11-28 08:23:49 · 7 answers · asked by 123456 1 in Homework Help

2006-11-28 08:22:07 · 9 answers · asked by alex 1 in Trivia

2006-11-28 08:21:09 · 7 answers · asked by jesus is lord 1 in Higher Education (University +)

I'm doing a project about unhealthy eating habits. My subtopics are Exercise, The Nutrition label and Portions. I need to represent my information with a vehicle. The vehicle could be anything. A video, game show, magazine, book, newspaper or even a comic book. What should I do that could represent my project creatively about eating habits?

2006-11-28 08:20:13 · 2 answers · asked by strawberrysky182 3 in Homework Help

2006-11-28 08:19:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

Would it be appropriate (and legal within MLA guidelines) to insert a two page long block quote? It is imperative that each paragraph remain as it is a sort of list of 5 levels of force. The report itself is to be 7-10 pages.

Or should I snip a little out of each paragraph with ellipsis marks(...) or would that seem awkward?

What do you think?

Any ideas as to clear and defined MLA rules regarding this would be GREATLY appreciated.

2006-11-28 08:19:01 · 1 answers · asked by Donovan 2 in Quotations

ive always wondered

2006-11-28 08:17:59 · 6 answers · asked by lol 1 in Words & Wordplay

I know each school works differently but want her to practice at home not sure where to start. We are living in the UK

2006-11-28 08:15:08 · 6 answers · asked by earth8ngel 2 in Primary & Secondary Education

2006-11-28 08:14:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Standards & Testing

I would like to know the lowest 5 pass rates for each state

2006-11-28 08:12:38 · 1 answers · asked by tiger_9885 3 in Standards & Testing

2006-11-28 08:12:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

2006-11-28 08:08:31 · 4 answers · asked by sarfraz abbasi 1 in Higher Education (University +)

Why aren't people used good grammer communicating to other people?




How come people don't use correct grammer on the internet? Does it bug the hell out of anyone else? Makes me want to strangle people.

2006-11-28 08:08:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I however I do I have the basic stuff. I just need websites that could give me more info; about the tourist attractions, foods,music,and etc. Thank you very much for your help!!!

2006-11-28 08:08:20 · 5 answers · asked by live_laugh_and learn something 2 in Homework Help

How would you use prosperity in a sentence?


*my little sister wants to know*

2006-11-28 08:06:53 · 15 answers · asked by DisneyLover 6 in Words & Wordplay

2006-11-28 08:04:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

i have to write a report on mythology.....if i did it on Indian or Eygyptian...can u guyz give me any ideas on which story or god or goddess to do??!?!!? plzz....i dont want to do it on greek or roman mythology because every1 in my class is doing it and i want somthing different so if u can plzz help me that would be great!!!!

2006-11-28 08:03:13 · 2 answers · asked by urzalwayz5646 4 in Homework Help

can someone give me an explanation of the word profit please ?

2006-11-28 08:03:03 · 11 answers · asked by julie_mccombe 1 in Words & Wordplay