How is this for my Declaration of Independance?

Question

The Declaration of Silly Laws


I, the ruler of the World, do declare that this official document shall be law followed by all but myself. I would like to first address the Schools. Every school on Earth shall serve free Ice Cream and Mountain Dew every day, and lunch will also be free but the food will be encapsulated like pills to be swallowed with the Ice Cream and Mountain Dew. Furthermore, every student (Save Me) will wear a pink Tutu with green and orange striped pants; the shirt and shoes will be yellow. The teachers will be lenient as far as rules go, ensuring that the students will not get into fights but are allowed to play all manner of games, and are allowed beverages such as Mountain Dew. Learning will be important; teachers must instruct students on the proper drinking methods of Soda, and the correct use of Computers and Televisions which include games and funny or scary movies. Next in line is work. All employees will be allowed to sit at home all day and drink the-

best beverage in the world aforementioned, and get paid nine hundred- thousand dollars a year; I myself will be paid ten fold. All vehicles except for my Porsche will be destroyed/ impounded, and all travelers will use Hippopotami as transportation. All clothes will be suspended and exchanged for the usual Tutu outfit set for schools. People of all race and gender are equal, and every person makes the same amount of money no matter what the status. I say this because every one is ruled by me, so nobody is equal to me and therefore equal to everyone else. All food will consist of Pills, Mountain Dew, and Ice cream. The makers of Mountain Dew will rank slightly above everyone else, but makers of Ice Cream and Pills are not regarded to hold the same importance. Finally, all of my subjects are to bow unquestioningly to me. Any person who questions my ways shall be sentence to death by Coca Cola- A truly horrid fate. It is important that you read and carefully follow this document to insure

your survival.

Sincerely,

Me
____________________
Moriah Hans

Answer 1

hmmm..
I'm not sure if you're declaring any independence if you're the ruler of the world. Independence from whom?
It's more of a constitution.
Or like you said "Declaration of Silly Laws"

I would first like to address the school system.

Answer 2

Maybe this should be the Bill of Rights! You are a very creative person and I enjoyed reading this. However, are you forcing people to drink Mt. Dew or is MD just always an option? I love organized madness!

Answer 3

you are missing a budget as far as how to pay for all of this.
you should keep this to look at when you are 40 and your
view of the world changes and you have your own kids declaring what they want. but not being able to pay for it.

if all employees can stay home, there will be no teachers.
there will be no televisions (no one came to work to make them)
there will be no soda.

Answer 4

YOU would be the only independant one---the rest of us are apparently your slaves.

Answer 5

where are you kids getting your drugs lately i feel im missing something?

Answer 6

Sounds good to me......: )